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The Magnificent Seven: sporting impressionists

From Alistair McGowan to Aprés Match, here are seven of the best sporting satirists mocking some of the best sports stars… And Eamon Dunphy.

FOLLOWING ON FROM last week’s YouTube Top 10, which featured this hilarious Matt Williams-aping clip, we decided to draw up a list of the best impressionists of sport stars ever.

And we’re talking purely from a comedic, sketch show-type viewpoint. In other words, Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull, or Martin Sheen in The Damned United don’t count.

And no, Jamie Redknapp’s bad impersonation of a decent football pundit doesn’t count either…

7. Darren Farley

Okay, he was never successful enough to get his own TV shown, and seems to have faded into obscurity following five minutes of YouTube-inspired fame, but what a five minutes it was. His impressions of Steven Gerrard and Rafa Benitez were so uncanny that even the stars themselves had to admit to their excellence, with Benitez remarking: “He does me better than me.”

6. Alistair McGowan

Quite probably the only sporting satirist who has also worked as an actual commentator, Alistair McGowan is surely one of the most versatile entertainers around. In addition to featuring in the BBC’s coverage of this year’s Wimbledon, he has also written plays, acted in shows such as Skins and served as an ambassador for the World Wide Fund for Nature. This commitment to a variety of roles probably explains why his sports sketches have been less prominent in recent times, but they were always entertaining and immensely popular circa early 2000s. He still occasionally impersonates people these days, as the clip below attests.

5. Dermot Morgan

Dermot Morgan will of course always be most famous for Father Ted, however before he launched the award-winning hit comedy, he featured in Scrap Saturday, a radio show that was less well-known but at times equally funny. In addition to ripping on numerous politicians, one of his favourite people to parody was Eamon Dunphy, thus making Morgan the precursor to the ensuing success that Aprés Match acquired.

4. Mario Rosenstock

Not solely a satirist of sports stars, but still consistently funny when he does choose to rib some of the most well known figures in this area – from Roy Keane to Jose Mourinho to Ronan O’Gara, he never fails to draw a laugh from his audience. And unlike inferior mimics, not only does he demonstrate an acute ear for the speech patterns of sports people, but he also manages to include funny stand-alone jokes and thus, realises that simply doing a good impression of someone is not enough on its own.

3. David Mitchell

Sky television specialise in hype. Whether it be Manchester United against Arsenal, or some random Blue Square Premier fixture, they make it sound as if the end of the world is being broadcast live. And no one summed this up better than David Mitchell in the fantastic sketch below, with some help from his comedic sketch partner Robert Webb no doubt. The duo rarely perform sport-related sketches, but when they do, the results are invariably hilarious. See also: the superb football fan sketch.

2. Apres Match

The sketch show has been around for so long that it has almost become as much of an institution as the array of famous figures that it mocks. Picking one clip is almost impossible, as there have been numerous highlights over the years. Some of the most memorable sports people mocked include Eamon Dunphy, George Hook, Mick McCarthy and of course, Pat Spillane.

1. Steve Coogan

Again, Coogan has only dabbled in sports mimicry, but the few occasions he has undertaken the challenge have produced arguably the funniest sports-related sketches ever conceived. The 1994 World Cup one is undoubtedly the most well-known of Coogan’s efforts, however his horse racing commentator sketch is quite possibly even funnier. Alf Ramsey will never be thought of in the same way again.

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Read: View from the Frontline: Simon Hick’s World Cup dispatches, Part 3

Have we forgotten anyone? Let us know.


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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:11 PM

    He must really not like his brother.

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    Jun 8th 2014, 12:33 AM

    Think it’s just good retirement planning by the parents. He signs his brother to take over the carers role.

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    Jun 7th 2014, 4:54 PM

    A head scratcher if ever there was one.

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:02 PM

    Hate to slate a loyal servant but, it makes sense he allowed John afoa to go to Gloucester then.

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:10 PM

    Does make you wonder!

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:13 PM

    Not at all, that was a done deal long ago and Gloucester on sacked their present director last week.

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:00 PM

    NO ONE saw this coming, a real shocker!

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    Jun 7th 2014, 4:59 PM

    Wow, I did not see that one coming! He was Mr Ulster, and I wouldn’t imagine he was anywhere near completing his objectives he had outlined with Ulster. Still, we should be able to attract a top class director. Conor O’Shea?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:19 PM

    Big of a shock especially after the transformation that has happened up in Ulster the last few years…maybe he felt he couldn’t take them on any further?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:12 PM

    Head coach

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    Jun 7th 2014, 6:14 PM

    Mark Mc Call?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:47 PM

    Not so strange. Frustration at the lack of success. By moving to Gloucester is he saying this is as far as I can take Ulster at this time? Is he saying that the powers that be do not share his ambition? What does Gloucester offer that he cannot achieve with Ulster? Shane Logan’s comments are curious, particularly regarding development as Ulster has a single representative in U20 in the junior world cup and a senior squad that can beat the best in Europe but has no trophies. Has the wrong man left Ulster?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 6:25 PM

    That’s a strange one didn’t see that coming,are you any relation to charlize theron?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 6:52 PM

    Hope it’s not a sign of things to come with the new financial clout of the premiership & top14 deals. I had worried about losing players but managers & directors are just as important.

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    Jun 7th 2014, 7:08 PM

    Is it because there are simply too many too comfortable in their roles at Ulster paying lip service to sharing the vision or is it because he has read which way the financial wind is blowing?

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    Jun 8th 2014, 3:47 AM

    Sad day for Ulster Rugby. Brilliant player, captain and leader. He spotted and attracted the best players and brought them to Belfast.
    After 91 years you just can’t write off Ravenhill and its rugby history despite new stadium name. More to this story.

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    Jun 8th 2014, 10:55 AM

    But can they afford to let ambition walk out the door?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 4:59 PM

    If David was the director of rugby what was the title for Mark Anscombe ?

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    Jun 7th 2014, 5:25 PM

    Coach

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    Jun 7th 2014, 9:48 PM

    It was probably in the works for a while, but just officially announced today, in case it was a distraction during the tail end of the season. Real surprise though

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