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The Magnificent Seven: sporting impressionists

From Alistair McGowan to Aprés Match, here are seven of the best sporting satirists mocking some of the best sports stars… And Eamon Dunphy.

FOLLOWING ON FROM last week’s YouTube Top 10, which featured this hilarious Matt Williams-aping clip, we decided to draw up a list of the best impressionists of sport stars ever.

And we’re talking purely from a comedic, sketch show-type viewpoint. In other words, Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull, or Martin Sheen in The Damned United don’t count.

And no, Jamie Redknapp’s bad impersonation of a decent football pundit doesn’t count either…

7. Darren Farley

Okay, he was never successful enough to get his own TV shown, and seems to have faded into obscurity following five minutes of YouTube-inspired fame, but what a five minutes it was. His impressions of Steven Gerrard and Rafa Benitez were so uncanny that even the stars themselves had to admit to their excellence, with Benitez remarking: “He does me better than me.”

6. Alistair McGowan

Quite probably the only sporting satirist who has also worked as an actual commentator, Alistair McGowan is surely one of the most versatile entertainers around. In addition to featuring in the BBC’s coverage of this year’s Wimbledon, he has also written plays, acted in shows such as Skins and served as an ambassador for the World Wide Fund for Nature. This commitment to a variety of roles probably explains why his sports sketches have been less prominent in recent times, but they were always entertaining and immensely popular circa early 2000s. He still occasionally impersonates people these days, as the clip below attests.

5. Dermot Morgan

Dermot Morgan will of course always be most famous for Father Ted, however before he launched the award-winning hit comedy, he featured in Scrap Saturday, a radio show that was less well-known but at times equally funny. In addition to ripping on numerous politicians, one of his favourite people to parody was Eamon Dunphy, thus making Morgan the precursor to the ensuing success that Aprés Match acquired.

4. Mario Rosenstock

Not solely a satirist of sports stars, but still consistently funny when he does choose to rib some of the most well known figures in this area – from Roy Keane to Jose Mourinho to Ronan O’Gara, he never fails to draw a laugh from his audience. And unlike inferior mimics, not only does he demonstrate an acute ear for the speech patterns of sports people, but he also manages to include funny stand-alone jokes and thus, realises that simply doing a good impression of someone is not enough on its own.

3. David Mitchell

Sky television specialise in hype. Whether it be Manchester United against Arsenal, or some random Blue Square Premier fixture, they make it sound as if the end of the world is being broadcast live. And no one summed this up better than David Mitchell in the fantastic sketch below, with some help from his comedic sketch partner Robert Webb no doubt. The duo rarely perform sport-related sketches, but when they do, the results are invariably hilarious. See also: the superb football fan sketch.

2. Apres Match

The sketch show has been around for so long that it has almost become as much of an institution as the array of famous figures that it mocks. Picking one clip is almost impossible, as there have been numerous highlights over the years. Some of the most memorable sports people mocked include Eamon Dunphy, George Hook, Mick McCarthy and of course, Pat Spillane.

1. Steve Coogan

Again, Coogan has only dabbled in sports mimicry, but the few occasions he has undertaken the challenge have produced arguably the funniest sports-related sketches ever conceived. The 1994 World Cup one is undoubtedly the most well-known of Coogan’s efforts, however his horse racing commentator sketch is quite possibly even funnier. Alf Ramsey will never be thought of in the same way again.

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Read: View from the Frontline: Simon Hick’s World Cup dispatches, Part 3

Have we forgotten anyone? Let us know.


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    Mute Ron Burgundy
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    Jun 14th 2023, 11:52 AM

    Oh yeah I’m sure he didn’t know a thing about it. Either way it’s a nice boost for the squad to hear their manager say that.

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    Jun 14th 2023, 12:14 PM

    Can’t understand himself and Eddie Jines hopping on these podcasts and chucking people under buses. I reckon this second stint will end on a low; Wales do not have the calibre of players coming up which they previously had.

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    Jun 14th 2023, 1:20 PM

    So basically saying I did no homework before rejoining. Hmm doubt that very much.

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    Jun 14th 2023, 2:04 PM

    Really? No idea??

    I mean I knew and probably every other rugby head on the 42…

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    Jun 14th 2023, 1:41 PM

    His contract is fairly lucrative still though.. probably would have been better putting that money into sorting out regions..

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    Jun 14th 2023, 4:46 PM

    A man on the decline inherited a good side and had success but it was more of Shawn Edwards work than his. He took all the glory but was eventually forced out went back home and failed, he must have thought all his christmas had come into one when asked to take the Welsh job now the excuses, he has got a chance with the draw for the World Cup but I can’t see it.The Welsh rugby union could have picked better but just panicked which just about sums them up

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    Jun 14th 2023, 2:14 PM

    How can he say this with a straight face? The mans ego knows no bounds and he can’t cope with the responsibility of a failing Welsh team. He has to get in with his excuses first.

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    Jun 15th 2023, 3:16 AM

    @Keyser Söze: listen to the podcast, he was laughing when he said it.

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    Jun 15th 2023, 6:26 PM

    @Darragh Forrest: A good chunk of Gatland’s career involved him sneering or laughing at others. He will pocket the (serious) pay cheque while simultaneously making his excuses in advance. If I’m not mistaken, he has a multi-year contract, so a payoff is on the cards.

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    Jun 14th 2023, 5:32 PM

    Have to say, I’m finding this Welsh Rugby turmoil quite amusing. Hopefully they leave the URC and join up with the remaining English sides. Be better for all parties involved.

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    Jun 14th 2023, 7:08 PM

    I found his comments honest and positive, he’s not running away.

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