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YouTube top 10: because Franck doesn't want to go to Eastlands

With a shot-putter running the 100m, French cyclist Thomas Voeckler racing a horse and the San Diego Chargers launching a wine, this week’s list is a tribute to sporting incongruity.

10. With cycling transitioning into its silly season, some bright spark thought it would be a good idea to find out if plucky Thomas Voeckler could out-sprint a trotting horse.

9. This week saw its fair share of wonder goals– I’m looking at you, Shamrock Rovers’ Pat Sullivan–but none were quite as improbable as that scored by Preston goalkeeper Iain Turner during his side’s 2-0 victory over Notts County at the weekend.

8. From wonder goals to wonder misses: oh no you didn’t, Israel Khan!

7. After failing to qualify for the shot put at the Athletics World Championships, 17-year-old Sogelau Tuvalu, a native of tiny American Samoa, decided to race in the qualifying rounds of the 100m. Bravery? Stupidity? Hilarity.

6. With the mob from Eastlands punching well above their seeded weight in this year’s Champion’s League draw, no one was looking forward to being drawn against Manchester City, not least Bayern Munich’s Franck Ribéry.

5. Who doesn’t love a good brawl? The National Rugby League, evidently. The group’s disciplinary body has charged ten players over their participation in this bench-clearer during last week’s clash between Melbourne and (the appropriately named) Manly.

4. Cuba’s Dayron Robles was denied his gold medal in the 110m hurdles at the Athletics World Championships after he was deemed to have interfered (not that way) with fellow competitor and arch rival Liu Xiang in the closing stages of the race. A dastardly attempt at sabotage or an innocent touching of hands: you decide.

3. It’s not quite a low of Venky’s proportions, but the San Diego Chargers’ wine launch is more than deserving of a place in the Score’s YouTube Top 10 Hall of Corporate Shame (there is such a place; it’s hidden in a ghost estate on the outskirts of Athlone). “From your raging fan in the stands to somebody who really enjoys a nice Cab on the weekends, this wine really covers it all.” *shudder*

Video here.

2. Ortis Deley’s career-immolating performance in front of the Channel 4 cameras may have stolen the headlines this week and delivered a handful of quotable gems (“We’ve seen some action this morning aswell. Jessica Ennis. Good night.”), but he’s still no Brian “Boom Goes the Dynamite” Collins.

1. Joe Hart on the signing of Owen Hargreaves: “Wowzers! Where’s that come from?” Quite.

In pictures: BOD and the boys touch down in Queenstown>

Poll: how many points will Ireland get from their next two Euro 2012 qualifiers?>

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    Mute Dave Fleming
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 12:33 PM

    Didn’t Donegal play Tyrone in the first round? And Dublin will play Kildare in the next round, as will Cork and Kerry, and it’s not the GAAs fault that Galway have melted into a shambles. We would then have had Mayo v Galway too in the first round. All of this before the end of June. Then you have the real payoff, the excitement of seeing the very best teams against each other in August and September, the way any worthy competition should be. The GAA has plenty of flaws but I think this article is a very unfocused knee-jerk reaction to a few hidings dished out by teams on top of their game.

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    Mute Declan Humphreys
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 1:32 PM

    Dave agree entirely

    A Dubs fan

    Lot of people talking about Mayo this year but where have we heard that before

    Wouldn’t write off Kerry either S a lot of people seem to be doing

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 2:02 PM

    I’m a Dubs man meself Declan. I think this Mayo team is a different proposition from previous years, there’s a hard edge to them which I think makes them serious contenders.
    I think Dublin, Donegal, Cork and Mayo are all around the same level (one from each province too, which is nice) then there’s Tyrone, Kerry and Kildare a level just below that. 7 realistic contenders for the All Ireland, there’s nothing wrong with that.

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    Mute Declan Humphreys
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 2:37 PM

    Yes agree 7 teams with varying degrees of optimism

    If they had that in the premiership they would be laughing!!

    Mayo have new fitness coach so let’s see

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 5:37 PM

    A dubs fan passing a comment about another team being over hyped early in the year.. Oh the irony!

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 12:27 PM

    San Marino get hammered every time they play but you don’t see fifa changing around the format of the European/world cup qualifiers so they can win a few games
    If counties are not up to the standard why should the gaa change around the format to try and suit them, the football championship is very strong and some teams will get left behind

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    Mute Chuck Farrelly
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 1:00 PM

    They change the format every few tournaments! And they do it to allow a more desirable geographic spread off WC finals competitors

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 1:14 PM

    The fact that there are eight competitive teams places the Gaa in an enviable position . It can’t be said of other codes. How many EPL winners have there been since its inception . The GAA championship compares very Favourably. It’s not long since Dublin and Donegal were on the wrong end of a few such drubbings . In 2011 London almost beat mayo who then made an all Ireland semi final , beating the all Ireland champions en route. Louth contested a Leinster final . Wexford likewise on a couple of occasions. Similar knee jerk reaction were pedalled out in 2010 when none of the provincial finalists reached the semi finals . September is the time to make a more considered judgment

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    Mute Seán O' Dulaing
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 12:29 PM

    GAA is fine as is.

    If other counties want to perform they can pay for more training sessions and try and get more people to come to the matches.

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 12:17 PM

    I agree in part. But I don’t think it means we need to rearrange the format of the championship. Every time a team gets hammered some people talk about the need to level the playing field. The system is fine. It has been changed once, with the back door, if they change it again like they did with the league over and over again people will lose interest.

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 1:32 PM

    We had years of Galway hurling people blaming the structure of the championship for them not winning, now it’s the championship structures that Galway footballers are rubbish,

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 2:03 PM

    Derry were not well beaten, in fact they played some of the best football of the championship to date in the best game to date. Diagonal balls to Bradley and his destruction of Down defense in first half was a joy to watch.

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 1:18 PM

    Westmeath got a day out in croker they saw the level they need to aspire too its all a learning curve / and that’s always the way it’s been how else are you going to improve

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 2:12 PM

    The money and the people involved with the Dublin team vs small counties like w.meath is very unfair.Maybe a large populace county like Dublin should field two teams a city and county team.

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    Mute Declan Humphreys
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 5:30 PM

    As Kerry do each year and how All Ireland’s have they won with a small population

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 12:22 PM

    The whole thing is a farce lets do away with the provincials 8 groups of 4 top 2 into the the A final bottom 2 to a B Final and in the last 16 -an open draw when your out you are out at least the teams in the final get to play the same amount of games.

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    Mute Chuck Farrelly
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    Jun 3rd 2013, 12:29 PM

    Yeah, everyone would get three games and the eventual finalists would get 7. Seems fair

    I wouldn’t do an open draw for the last 16 though. I’d run it like a Heineken Cup. The best performing team plays worst and so forth, to reward consistent good play

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 2:07 PM

    The championship is fine the way it is. They should give division 3 and 4 teams home advantage when playing division 1 teams.

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 2:56 PM

    The championship format is fairly rubbish to be honest. It’s not fair in my opinion to the Ulster teams especially. The Connaught and Munster Championships and somewhat Leinster are absolute dire. They should have a Champions League style format of 8 groups of 4 teams and the top 2 from each group enter the Last 16 of the All Ireland with the top from each group playing a 2nd placed team. The groups would also be seeded from their National League position meaning all Division 1 teams would be in a separate group and so on. At least every team would get 3 Championship games, the prospect of an open draw would also do much to enhance the game….and I’m not from Ulster!

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 4:57 PM

    I don’t see how ulster is any better. Donegal are near certainties for ulster this year and that will be 3 in a row and before them Tyrone and Armagh shared it for the previous ten years.
    Leinster and ulster have to win more games to win an all Ireland however which is definitely unfair.
    Kerry and cork basically don’t have to do anything until August because the rest of Munster are light years behind them. This is extremely unfair on the rest and plays a large part in Kerry’s success in my opinion despite their producing some excellent teams.

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 5:27 PM

    Some people suggest that it’s better for Kerry/Cork to take the back door route as they get more competitive games. As it is they get to play Each other in their only tough match before Aug and arrive untested into the Knockout stages.

    These two scenarios get played out whenever Kerry/cork reach the QF and either win easily or lose comfortably.

    If they get to QF by winning munster and win easily its cos they are fresh from easy matches. If they lose its cos they are untested.

    For decades ulster was the weakest province, now it’s the most competitive. Why, they work hard but helped as all the counties place football number one. In Munster only Kerry place football 1, all the others are hurling or 50/50 in corks case. Munster will never have 6 strong teams

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    Jun 3rd 2013, 8:41 PM

    Maybe picky, but Derry WERE Division 2 and Down WERE Division 1, but Derry got promoted, Down got relegated, so division 2 team beat division 1 team.

    (Best game if championship so far – great advert for GAA)

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