LAST NIGHT, LEICESTER City manager Nigel Pearson attacked a reporter for what he felt was unfair criticism of his players.
Bizarrely, Pearson called the unfortunate journalist an ostrich.
But are you an ostrich? That’s what we really want to know.
How tall are you?
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Shorter than 6'10"
Taller than 6'10"


How fast can you run?
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Faster than 50kph
Slower than 50kph


How many stomachs do you have?
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One
Three


How many toes do you have on each foot?
Fewer than three
More than three


When verbally attacked by a Premier League football manager, what is you reaction?
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Stutter a bit before he walks out
Bury your head in the sand


For dinner, what are you most likely to eat?
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Some fruit with a side of lizard
Pizza


Pick an egg
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Are you an ostrich?
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No, of course not
Yes, yes I am



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You scored out of !
Yes, you're an ostrich!
Fair play to you for being able to work a smart phone, tablet and or laptop!
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You scored out of !
No, you're not an ostrich!
We thought as much to be fair.
Dublin are on a different level right now, even tho they’re only cruising at 60%. My God, how good will they be come June?
@Stephen Duggan: probably win another All Ireland?
I don’t think Mayo will ever beat Dublin in this era. Aside from being the better team physically. They also have Mayo’s number mentally. Mayo miss opportunities they would normally score and make poor decisions, they normally wouldn’t. They are like a child traumatized by for years who can’t face their abuser.
Ref was atrocious
@John Farrell: I agree, he was blowing for bloody everything
Mayo don’t have the belief to win anything there on a slippery slope to no were
Dublin are the Julian Jackson of GAA. They play around before launching the KO.