IT’S THE MORNING after my gonzo reporting of Germany vs Hungary and I’m sitting on a train platform with a headache that is sawing off bits of my skull.
I am waiting on the Deutsche-Bane of my life to get to Leipzig, ostensibly to cover France/Netherlands but really to see some of the only old East German host venue of the tournament. (Berlin’s Olympic Stadium is in the city’s old Western sector.)
The train conductor checks my ticket, which is discounted to a special Euro 2024 rate on account of my media accreditation. He then returns to ask me whether the England fans claiming to be allowed ride for free with their specific fan-pass tickets are to be believed. Yes, I tell him, without adding that he probably ought to know this without recourse to Some Guy on the Train, regardless of how confident and knowledgeable I doubtlessly appeared.
An immediate delay and one missed connection later, I get to Leipzig a respectable three hours behind schedule.
There are little emblems of Leipzig’s former political status: the little green man at pedestrian crossings, for instance, is a squatter, thicker-jawed figure than the svelte stickman the Western media so harmfully and unrealistically promotes.
The stadium is another. The Red Bull Arena has been built within the bowl of the old Soviet-era Zentralstadion, which could house 100,000 fans. The modern version has a capacity of less than half of it, and so bridges have been built from the edge of the old stadium site to reach the newer, slimmed-down arena.
It was built for the 2006 World Cup but none of the old East German sides were good enough to fill it, and so Red Bull saw an opportunity to pounce. They bought the licence of a third-division side, SSV Markranstadt, did an immediate rebrand, and then poured enough money to bring Champions League football to the city.
This strikes me as a small tale of German unity: less the clicking together of two separated parts than the overlying of one upon the other.
The tournament highlights the ongoing asymmetry between East and West. Leipzig is the only host venue among the former GDR, and Toni Kroos is the only member of the Germany squad born in the former East.
And while the German football federation was originally founded in Leipzig in 1900, the city’s significance for the country’s history remains little more than a rumour. The national football museum, for instance, is in Dortmund.
Union Berlin, meanwhile, are the only team from the old East German Oberliga currently playing in the Bundesliga, as others languish in the lower tiers and some have sunk as low as regional leagues.
The central train station features a display of the stadiums of these old Oberliga clubs and while the ground to which tens of thousands are flocking is a fundamentally western phenomenon, these clubs are pure expressions of the old GDR.
These expressions, I learn, are very much in vogue around here at the moment. Being Germany, there is a specific word for this, Ostalgie, a portmanteau of ‘East’ and ‘Nostalgia.’
Interested in the phenomenon, I find a specific Ostalgie museum a short walk from St Nicholas’ Church , the 12th-century church made famous as the site of spontaneous public demonstrations against communist rule which helped to bring down the wall.
The museum is the kind of rip-off of which Dublin would be proud. I pay €8.50 for a silent walk around what’s effectively a two-storey house filled with the everyday wares and detritus of a 1980s GDR household. There are toys and books and radios and one shelf of East German bleach. There are clothes and bikes and toothpastes and a couple of stray but glorious pieces of football memorabilia.
But more interesting than the experience is the basic fact the museum exists. I don’t know whether this museum is there to serve the kind of nostalgia we all indulge about our own childhoods, or whether it’s articulating a specific East German unhappiness with how the future has turned out.
Because that unhappiness does seem to exist: the far-right AfD polls highest in the old East, and mapping the results of the recent European elections shows that, while the Wall has fallen, an invisible border has been erected in its place.
Still two countries: how Germany voted. (Black=Union; blue=AfD). pic.twitter.com/OUCM82ijcr
— Tom Nuttall (@tom_nuttall) June 10, 2024
Much more interesting is the Contemporary History Forum. It begins from the moment of Hitler’s death but doesn’t have an endpoint, instead inviting visitors to pose their own questions about German integration, which are then displayed on a giant rotating disc at in the middle of the museum’s final room.
There’s regrettably little told about football, but I did learn that wind surfing shot to popularity in East Germany from the 1960s, to the point the ruling party decreed it could only be done on inland bodies of water, in case anyone used it as a means to escape.
The museum is evocative in explaining how the East came into being and I found it starkly . . . straightforward. Yes it would all be reinforced by the autocrat’s paranoid classics – secret police, expropriation of land, show trials, an indoctrinating education programme, and censorship – but at the beginning the Soviets simply arrived in Leipzig and handed out brochures telling the locals about the details of the war reconstruction projects along with a list of new street names, abruptly changed now to honour significant Communist figures. Statues of Marx and Lenin also popped up all over the East.
But when life gives you Lenins…
The museum also honours the people of the East, re-animating them with the individuality they possessed even beneath the boot of a collectivist regime. Blue jeans hang in one exhibit to show how the wearing of them became a kind of protest in themselves. (The regime gave them the utilitarian title “riveted trousers.”)
Elsewhere, the lagging housing construction programme was parodied by artist Jurgen Kieser, sculpting a giant snail with a hard-hat perched on its back.
This is all to say that a wry, subversive and utterly distinct culture existed among the people of East Germany in spite of the regime’s best efforts to suppress it.
That culture certainly hasn’t flourished in German football since unification, with Euro 2024 the latest evidence of that.
Leipzig’s involvement as a host will end at the last-16 stage, so when the jamboree then gravitates west for the rest of its existence, the only thing left to do is to start feeling nostalgic.
Ralf Rangnick’s motivational techniques
To indulge in understatement: we are seeing things from Ralf Rangnick at Austria that we did not during his brief and bizarre secondment to Manchester United.
Ahead of their opening game with France, the Austrian fans urged their team to “go fishing for three points”, depicting Rangnick as a fisherman, or angelmeister.
Though they were narrowly beaten by France in the opening game, Austria beat Poland in their second game to put them in a very good position to advance to the last-16 as one of the third-placed sides at worst.
Rangnick has encouraged togetherness by presenting every member of the squad and staff with their own lock, to symbolise the fact they are all an equal link in a longer chain. On the bus to the Poland game, meanwhile, he WhatsApped forward Christoph Baumgartner a photo of him celebrating a goal for RB Leipzig as a little motivational boost.
Baumgartner then went and scored against Poland, sprinting over to embrace Rangnick, knocking off his glasses as he did so.
They are on a potential collision course with England in the last-16, which could be a nightmare tie for Gareth Southgate: Rangnick’s Austria are diligent, organised, and energetic. Everything England are not.
Stop the presser
It’s a general rule in football journalism: the bigger the event, the worse the press conference. The wider range of personnel means a wider range of questions, increasing the probability these questions will be head-scratchingly, teeth-grindingly bad. Some of the behaviour makes me feel an associated mortification.
This tournament hasn’t been as bad as Qatar 2022 for journalists bolting from their seat to ask managers and players for selfies – truly shameful carry-on that must be condemned in the strongest possible terms – but one German journalist used Harry Kane’s pre-Slovenia press conference for a publicity stunt.
Asking Kane whether he would consider moving to a village in Thuringia – population 3,000 – and play for their seventh-tier side, the journalist then whipped out a mock contract to sign.
If at Euro 2028 you hear me ask Kylian Mbappe whether he would consider playing his football in Lanesboro, County Longford, please pay the ransom to my captors.
Ahhh here, dont we ever learn. Niall would be more effective coming out of Tesco with his shopping bags Swinging.
@Kevin O’brien: always about “not having enough passion” etc, it’s killing me… especially when we have the skill sets and player pool. Have to take the next step
I like Scannell but for me Kevin o Byrne is munster best Hooker. He’s all round game is superior and we could do with he’s skillset this weekend.
@Anthony O Connell: A fully fit Marshall is ahead of NS too. Wouldn’t even have him on the bench this weekend.
@thesaltyurchin: agreed. Marshall has never really let us down to be fair.
Just up the Pashun, that will do it. Few extra angry faces won’t do any harm either.
Swinging your handbags more like
@Paul1980: Hope the players aren’t feeling as negative as you & Kevin. SUAF.
@TL55: your one of the problems at the moment at the club. You have to open your eyes at the bigger picture, we’ve not come close to winning anything in 10 years and the typical “come out fighting” won’t cut it anymore. If Scannell said something like they have been working on defence and stopping line breaks after Leinster then fair enough but it always resorts back to the passion and hard work…. which hasn’t worked since Paulies time and that team had a lot more than passion. If we don’t change the mentality and standards of the club we will be Connacht in a few years, and even they have won more than us in recent years….
@TL55: agreed 100%,it’s just negativity non stop.
@Stanley: what do you mean “you’ll be Connacht in a few years”? If Connacht received half of the resources squandered by the IRFU on Munster in recent years they’d have won more than just the one trophy more they’ve won than Munster in the last 10 years.
@TL55: The 42 are publishing a serious amount of Munster articles lately, the click bait is very high as it draws in a serious amount of Leinster supporters sticking their ore in. For some reason Munster top brass are letting this happen. This was a week to keep the head down and do their talking on the pitch on Saturday against Toulouse instead of appearing in the media everyday. This wouldn’t have happened under Kidneys rein.
@Patrick O Connell: well said Patrick.
@Patrick O Connell: Good point
@Stanley: Any rugby team that doesn’t “come out fighting” will get dominated like Munster last Saturday. I never suggested that’s all that’s needed. As clearly a lot more is but a team in a final must bring it’s maximum aggression. We didn’t Leinster did. They should have beaten us by an awful lot more but you couldn’t say that about their other recent wins.
@Stanley: I think you mean if connacht were to slip further back they would be as bad as Munster, Friend is probably telling the lads we need to win this weekend, christ lads we dont want to be like Munster. If Andy had the player pool and resources of Munster he’d be picking his spot in the cabinet for champions cup.
Baffled as to how Scannell continues to get picked ahead of KOB! For me he is 3rd choice, at best, behind KOB and Rhys
@Wedger: Scannell hasn’t had good game in 2- 3 years for munster and he just walked back into the starting line-up when he came back form injury? he’s line-out is poor and offers v little around the park on both sides of the ball it baffles me how he still gets picked. And the same goes for Rory he’s been off form for a while now he’s not big enough for a crash ball centre and not crafty enough for the 2nd playmaker role there is alot of deadwood in the munster squad that should been moved on unless they really pull their socks up in the way they perform week-in week-out
@Keith Browne: 100%. There are for sure some names there who held a lot of promise a few years back but for a variety of reasons didn’t get reach the standard of play that merited consideration for international duty. Ultimately if you want silverware then at least 1 to 15 need to be test calibre. If players aren’t showing that by their late 20s, then you have to wonder why we’re not giving the opportunity instead to younger players who could yet make it.
“That’s what Munster *did”.