7. Make a good first impression
By gliding in from stage right and staring through your jam-jar specs and down the camera to the watching football world. You can already feel the texts buzzing into the mobile phone in your pocket. You’re a legend.
6. Bring the funny
We’re on the Mrs Brown’s Boys end of the comedy spectrum rather than say, Louis CK or The Office. Gurn behind the presenters back and you won’t go far wrong.
YouTube: Tom Newton
5. Get creative with signs
Get an adult to help you with the scissors but cornflakes boxes and toilet roll inserts make great placards. This chap paid homage to Sky’s Deadline Day Daddy, Jim White.
Well done, young man.
4. Don’t get too creepy
Like these two Norwich fans.
3. Do a little dance by some roadworks
2. Help the reporter do his job by throwing footballs at his head
They love it, obviously.
YouTube: drjay58
1. Don’t ‘spoil it for everybody’
By making rude gestures and other such Deadline Day faux pas. Or Jules will call you out.
YouTube: jaracklawrence
What have we forgotten?
Huge achievement for Touhy. A win tomorrow against Port, will put them 2nd on the ladder. At the way he’s playing, hes in line to make the All-Australian team this season.
@John Paul: I reckon he will go past the 246 total of the Legend Jim Stynes,he’s been an outstanding player for the Cars this year and he’s in their leadership group for a reason.
@John Paul: no Huge achievement for Tuohy. Why does everyone misspell this. He’s earned the correct spelling. Fair play.
@Bunny Johnson: Oh shut up complaining
Stynes is an AFL legend, very highly regarded over here. Was a gentleman too , done great work with the GAA and irish communities over here. Touhy is doing very well for himself, has adapted well and is a genuinely great player.
@rocks0769: agreed. Anyone who hasn’t seen it the RTÉ Documentary on Jim Stynes is an incredibly powerful watch. It’s on YouTube “Every Heart Beats True: The Jim Stynes Story”
@rocks0769: Tuohy. Again, why does everyone misspell this.
@5☆Fily: cheers, I haven’t seen that. Will look it up tonight.
Dont follow AFL a great deal, but i assume it is very achievable for Touhy to break Stynes’ record. Is that the case?
@Gareth Ward: Big ask, but it’s doable.
@Gareth Ward: Tuohy not Touhy.
Jim styles ????! Jim Stynes im guessing is who youre trying to write about ?!