Pic credit: INPHO/Dan Sheridan
WE’VE ALL BEEN there. We’re at a work thing, the boss is talking and your mind wanders for a bit.
This morning in Maynooth at the Ireland team base, head coach Declan Kidney and captain Paul O’Connell faced the media ahead of Sunday’s Six Nations opener with Wales in Dublin.
But what was the big second row thinking during the press conference? Let us know in the comments below.
“if he doesn’t take his hand off my leg I’m going to have to say something”
Jasus, I could kill for some milk now. Milk, milk, milk, milk.
Did I turn off the emersion?
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with strings, These are a few of my favorite things…
Are ya there Bod? It’s me, Paulie. :)
When Chuck Norris dies I’ll be king!!
“I bet ya I could touch the celing..”
GOD. Can You put your fear into them again please !
I watched these boys training this morning @ Carton House, bet he’s thinking who was yer one there in the black & grey coat!!!
“How do they put the fig in the figroll?”
“Please God let the decision to put Earls at centre be a good one…”
He’s wondering how heaslip managed to tape cian healy to the ceiling in retaliation for cling-filming his car to a lamp post.
“Jeeeeeeesus, Declan Kidney talks a lot of shite…..”
Can’t believe he didn’t pick ROG…
Eddie was from youghal. Decco is from cork. I dont really miss Brian. Could murder a few sausages.
E=mc2….omg I get it now, it’s such an elegant solution!!
They should fix that leak.
I tired now Boss!!!!
Please God don’t let Deccie put Paddy Wallace in the team
It’s like the time I signed up for that ad….I thought the ad was for M I L F….turned out it was for M I L K…..Ah well….
‘If that pretty-boy Bowe joins Munster, I might have to start the sunbeds meself….’
Don’t make me come up to ya God, we better win at the weekend……….RIGHT!!!
Holy shit there’s a puma jumping over my head!
Note to self: iron the feckin shirt for the next press conference.
There’s that fecker superman again after my pyjamas
Declan told me “look them straight in the eye”. But the little bastards were flying all over the place.
Are we still in australia Declan
Emily
Look normal . . its a pretty nasty silent milk fart but nobody can say it was mine. I some love milk.
Just what I was thinking
‘I wonder what s***e gatland will come out with this year’
Did I plug out the iron?
I wonder will Coolderry beat Gort in the hurling.
Johnny Sexton! Was Deco watching the world cup
Beam me up BOD
Im soooo tired!!
Shite, did I turn the immersion off…
Who’s gonna milk the cows on sunday
Praise god for the milk we are about to receive
“I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He’s just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go. Bismilah! No, we will not let you go”…etc :-)
Please make them go away…
Hope it’s not a smelly
*inevitable Bertie comment*
Mother a jaysus will this gobshite ever shut up
St. Jude please let me win the 6 nations before I retire and then make me manager and give yerman beside me the big heave-HO you know I deserve it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7SD3gbDVCU&feature=related
Is this really happening ,what do I do now
I really should have ironed my t-shirt!
Wonder what tan Gavin Henson uses? Really must ask him…..
I wish Anne Doyle was interviewing us!
ooh silent but deadly, nice one :)
Paulie: “Im not normally a religios man but, if youre up there, BoD please help us!!”
oops *religious*
Sick of the journal losing comments, getting tedious guys
Paul: ‘Chose milk with the dairy council sign..’
Producer: and..
Paul: ‘we do?
Producer: no u dumb cauliflower head I DO not we do not u do not they f’n do, say it with me paul, I DO…
Paul: ‘got u now horse,
Choose milk with the Ndc sign, you do?’
Producer: screw this could we get that monkey we auditioned yesterday back for another casting
Is that the jacks upstairs leaking?
Wow their really tall
That’s class wallpaper!
Jesus H. Will Deccie ever shut up!!
The second best priest
Where’s my cape???? ROG needs to be on the team!!!!!