ENGLAND CAPTAIN JOE Root was celebrating a record-breaking 2021 as he and Dawid Malan dug deep to launch a brave fightback in the first Ashes Test at The Gabba.
After two despairing days at The Gabba, and a first-innings deficit of 278, the tourists finally landed some blows of their own to reach 220 for two on the third evening.
Dismissed for a duck in England’s underwhelming 147 all out, Root showed all his class and charisma to make 86 not out while Malan knuckled down for a highly impressive 80 not out.
Unlike Malan, Root has never scored a century Down Under but will spend the night dreaming of putting that right at the earliest opportunity as the duo resume their 159-run partnership.
While salvaging something from this match – a draw, the unlikeliest of wins, even just a measure of pride in defeat – would have been the only thing on Root’s mind, he scooped up a significant landmark along the way.
Until now no Englishman had ever scored more Test runs in a calendar year than the 1,481 Root’s mentor Michael Vaughan reeled off in 2002. But by the close he was sitting on a total of 1,541 and, with games at Adelaide and Melbourne still to come, he may have the Mohammad Yousuf’s world record of 1,788 in his sights.
England are not out of the woods yet, of course, but after a truly dispiriting 48 hours they have finally got grounds for optimism. Fans will not need too many reminders that an even bigger rearguard was launched at the same ground 10 years ago, when Sir Andrew Strauss, Sir Alastair Cook and Jonathan Trott all posted second-innings centuries to save a game that had looked to be gone.
The morning belonged to Australia, who resumed on 343 for seven and proceeded to add another 82 runs against a visibly weary attack. Travis Head, 112 not out overnight, had plenty more fun as he topped up his score with another 40, including a swaggering straight six off Ben Stokes’ second ball.
He was last man out when Mark Wood smashed the base of his stumps to leave Australia 425 all out.
Attention turned quickly to Rory Burns, who created an unwanted Ashes ‘moment’ when he lost his leg stump to the first ball of the series. He showed nerves by declining to take the strike – for just the third time in 55 Test innings – but almost bagged his second duck of the game anyway.
Shuffling across his stumps to his third delivery from tormentor Mitchell Starc, he was given lbw. Mercifully, DRS showed the ball sneaking over the top. He never looked secure, though, and had no answer other than a brush of the glove when Pat Cummins got to spit nastily.
It was 61 for two when Hameed flicked Starc off his hip and Malan could have been another early casualty when he left one from Nathan Lyon that zipped on and missed the bails by little more than a coat of varnish.
Root also had an early jitter, stooping to sweep the spinner and almost feeding the short-leg catcher. The counter-attack was about to begin, though, With Root unpacking his repertoire of scoring options against seam and spin alike.
Malan was less fluent but showed an iron determination to stick around and kicked into gear with a couple of flowing strokes off Lyon. At tea they were up to 107 for two, with Root dead even with Vaughan.
He moved past him with his first scoring shot but was only getting started. He bent his knee as he punched Starc through the covers, lent on an effortless straight drive and brought up an 80-ball half-century with a powerful sweep. Malan followed him to fifty as his resolute approach continued paying dividends and he indulged a rare flourish when he pounded Cummins joyously though extra-cover.
Root had his courage challenged as well as his technique, falling to his knees after wearing a lifter on the glove and then popping painkillers for a blow to the knee.
For the first time in the match Australia were searching in vain for answers. A stand of 100 eased past 150 without any real dramas, Starc expensive and Lyon still searching for his first wicket of the game.
As they walked off to roars of approval from the expat Barmy Army, Root and Malan had blunted their opponents for 49 overs with 10 boundaries apiece and renewed hope for their side.
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It’s always the caddies fault.
@Hank: at least he got his FedEx bonus at the end of last year. JPs got loads of dough now, so up to him if he wants another golfer, I don’t think he’ll struggle to find one. He’s had a great run.
@Hank: Losers keep on losing.
Let’s see:
Two managers
Fiancée
Two close family members
Caddie
On the road handler
have all either been fired or given the silent treatment at one point or another.
Rory, shall I show you the mirror.
@The IMF are here: no, you keep the mirror for yourself to remind you of all that you have achieved.
@Brian Carroll: ha, smug laugh, good one Mr. Carroll.
@Brian Carroll: Bitter much ?
Wondering will Rory get the wife on the bag now… Sure she’ll have to pay her way somehow, this way she can control everything!
@Brown Boots: she gets 50% of his money for sitting at home, why carry his bag and get only 10% if he wins, anyway, there’s only one bag she should be going near.
@The don: your right , the grocery bag. Your spot on.
Anthony nash is looking for someone to mind his bag of sliothars, jp would be the man for the job.
The brit McIlroy is on the slide. Great to see.
@John Weldon: oh John you’re so witty and up to date with things! Speaking of brits, how’s that celtic time you follow! FFS
@Brown Boots: *team
@John Weldon: poor taste
@John Weldon: Small minded & bitter little post from a small minded & bitter little man.
Mcllory is having a poor season by his high standards, hasn’t really challenged in any of the big tournaments.
The caddie plays a part in team Rory and having dispensed with JP as caddie perhaps Rory needs to have a look at himself as well.
Have off course activities distracted from his game, has he prepared and practiced enough, has his build up to majors championships been right.
All this needs to be looked at
@Diarmuid: maybe you could be his caddie you seem to know it all
@Jamie: ha
@Jamie: read it again Jamie. I just posed the questions. Didn’t answer them.
@Jamie: Is there not a Man.Utd.,thread that you should be waffling on?
@Diarmuid: he’s been injured for half of it. He’s only played six tournaments so hardly ideal for good preperation. He’s had to change clubs aswel because nike have stopped making them. Don’t really like mcilroy but all that in the space of half a year would make any golfer struggle
@Jamie: Its Mcilroy that swings the clubs…not the caddie, Very easy to blame somebody else, Look at westwood.. he has one of the best caddies in the game but cant win a tournament, Too many good young golfers on the scene.. example Jordan Speith who is a pleasure to watch ,,,,, great entertainment, Mcilroy dosent have what it takes…in my books he’s a has been
It’s rare for a caddie to last as long as JP has. C’est la vie.
@ted hagan: yeah he got a good run
It doesn’t matter how much money JP made because he was out there with Rory plotting the way around for Rory it’s a team relationship between caddie and player.
Rory drank the coolaid and believed the hype about himself so much that his ego can’t accept that his glory days are over! He had a few brilliant years and fair play to him. His time has gone, he is not nor will he ever be a force to be reckoned with. Getting rid of JP is just another way for him to avoid the truth.
@Kyserkelly: yes and no caddie ever known can help a player hit a wedge shot close to the hole. All this Trump sacking behaviour is just a cover for not being able to do the job.
@Kyserkelly: His glory days are over at 28yrs of age?! You’re having a laugh or just completely irrational.
In other news – Conor McGregor has fired his bag carrier too.
Rory is some man to stay in the newspaper headlines, its just one drama after another these days. Praises the caddy last week…. fires him this
@Sean Lawlor:
Where did it say Rory fired him
@Jack Dermody: I very much doubt that JP left his million dollar job by himself jack……
Rory was disappointed with JP’s wedding present – a tea set !
@seagul1: tee set?
About time
@Aidan O: why?
Hilarious to read all the comments second guessing one of the greatest golfers in the world.
@Meekus: correct. It’s his career his decision. Typical rubbish on this site. . Join the band wagon when a man is up, kick him when he’s down.
I’m surprised that his coach is still with him..
Wouldn’t blame Rory or jp. I believe Rory now needs a stronger personality on the bag
Have to blame someone Rory, blame yourself
He should get Bones on the bag !!
@Alan Wiley: no he won’t, Bones wouldn’t take it anyway, he’s on TV money now, easier money to be had there. Plus, Bones is not they caddy for Rory.
@Alan Wiley:
Bones doesn’t have cussin’ in his box of psychological tools for getting his man to stay focused during heat of battle, so no good to Rors.
JP is a top man, like Fluff, Bones and all the rest, so he’ll be back, probably with Rors.
Sounds like JP had enough.
Maybe good for JP.He’ll surely not miss the whining.
I sat in a pub during the Open and I asked every man looking at the golf and asked them who they wanted to win and the answer wad the same. “Anybody but that shit”.
@Brendan Keegan: talking to yourself in a pub. And then posting about it doesn’t not make it any better. Also, remind me never to go to the same pub you go to if that’s what you do, go about asking childish questions!
Why doesn’t he just carry the clubs himself, is he unable or something?
Comment on sky golf at open wks when McElroy was struggling that Bones was available by Dougherty
JP is better off away from that Grumpy auld Bolli….
caddies & managers get sacked never the players in golf and football
Mcllroy is a clown. Gym monkey started believing his own hype. Quit posting videos of weight lifting and try hit a few golf balls. Very unpopular quasi Irishman. Give me Harrington, Lowry any day.” If you can’t hit a 60 yard fairway…..”. Hilarious.
@Rusty Nuts: ‘try and hit a few golf balls!!’ Hilarious!! Have you ever seen Rory hit a golf ball? He’s pretty handy! 4 Majors @ 28yrs of age. Not bad for a ‘clown’.
Never liked the Man
He is worse than the Donald if he doesn’t get his way
Love the Rory bashing here … The man is from Northern Ireland .. dont ever remember him saying he was from anywhere else or carry another flag on his shoulder only the flag of his country.. historically unfortunate as it is we are different countries so why should he declare his undying love for us when a lot of people abused the s#$t out of him for not immediately declaring for ireland for the olympics … We down here are fairly fast to slate the English for claiming Irish people as British are we not doing the same here. The man has 4 majors won the fed ex and european order of merit in the same year and has god knows how many other titles before 28 every golfer has a lull in their careers and anyone that thinks hes finished is talkin through their arses.
@Michael McGrath: Talkin through their arses like yourself, You obviously know absolutely nothng about golf. Too many good players on the scene, Mcilroy a has been
Be interesting to see how this pans out.
@Emmet Dillane: my guess is he’ll get a new cady. 100% sure.
@Rehabmeerkat:
Cutting edge Rehab.
He’s making more changes than Trump…
Steve Williams waiting for a phone call.How Rory stuck with that buffoon for so long is beyond me .
There’s only one fella he should get rid of and it’s his sports manager. It all points to poor management but O’Flaherty obviously has his ear.
The caddie and the golfer always know when the time is up .JP knocked a great 9 years out of it and made a lot of money and he is thankful and hopefully he will pick up another good bag he is a very experienced caddie so should have no problem . As for Rory he has a new caddie picked already I bet .
Who cares
The most unpopular Irish (allegedly) golfer ever. Why? Because he is a little sh#t.