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This man is trying to become the last man on earth to learn who won the Super Bowl

It was Baltimore. Baltimore won the Super Bowl, Mr.

ON THE NIGHT of the Super Bowl, I started seeing the hashtag #Lastman pop up on Twitter.

I quickly figured out that all of these folks using it were in a big game to go as long as possible without learning the result of the Super Bowl.

The game is still ongoing, but the remaining players are dropping like flies.

CNBC’s John Carney — who had told colleagues on Monday not to tell him the result, and who was only using Twitter by following certain key words — got knocked out today.

Yesterday we caught up with Brendan Loy, a father of three who works at a law firm in Denver. He’s still in the hunt to be the #Lastman to learn #TheKnowledge.

In our discussion, he told us about the origin of the game and why he’s playing. Said Loy

“Last Man was a game invented by Kyle Whelliston, founder of the MidMajority when I want to say, he was in high school, back in the 80s I think, 1989 I believe was the first year he did it, where he tried to avoid finding out who won the superbowl for as long as possible and the idea of it was just sort of a competition, of Kyle competing against himself to see how long he could go, and then once he founded MidMajority and player community around here and he started to blog and tweet about it, and other people who found it interesting, first started in the past few years, a lot of people on twitter started playing it. And this year I decided to do it for the first time and see how long I could go.”

Loy is a Broncos fan, and only played because he didn’t have a dog in the San Francisco vs. Baltimore fight.

So how does Loy avoid learning #TheKnowledge? He explained: “It changes day to day, and I’m only on my second day here but on Monday, you have to be very careful with newspapers, because every newspaper is going to have it on the front page.

“So you have to be aware of, newspaper boxes, convenience stores, anything like that you have to be sure to be sort of thinking ahead to okay, I know there’s newspaper boxes so i cant look there, I know there’s a break room in my office, and there’s the Post on my table so I have to be careful not to look at that, stay away from the break room. Also, you want to like stay away from human interaction as much as possible, because people talk a lot about it the day after. I had my door closed all day.”

Electronically, Loy is only following a whitelist of safe people on Twitter, he’s not looking at any of his Twitter @-replies, and he’s not checking his personal email. When he recently had to search for something in GMail, he only looked at the computer from askance, while also squinting, so that he wouldn’t be able to make out any subject headlines.

He took a picture to show what he looked like when searching GMail, above. So what did Loy do on the night of the Super Bowl?

Basically watched Puppy Bowl re-reruns with his kids, aged 1, 3, 5.

I’ve got three kids, ages 1, 3 and 5, so we were just playing and then we had dinner and we were going to watch the puppybowl, but actually we don’t have cable, we do pretty much everything through internet, or broadcast TV, so I couldn’t find a stream of the puppybowl, so we ended up watching some prior year’s puppybowl, which to me is all the same.

We watched some of that and we put them all to bed and it was while i was putting them to bed that the blackout happened and i didn’t realize that until later on when I saw LastMan tweeting about it, and then once they were in bed, and the game was still going on, I was just doing some work and checking my safe-twitter account, and you know, I wasn’t watching anything.

So what has Loy learned in this experience? A few things. One is that it really drives home what a unifying experience the Super Bowl is. He also realized how much concentration it takes to avoid media. He almost reflexively typed the letters “D… R….” into his browser to go to the Drudgereport, but thankfully he had installed a filter on it before the game. At another point in his office, even when he was thinking about not looking at the newspaper in his office’s breakroom, he forgot and briefly saw the front page, but averted his eyes before he was able to register it.

How far does he want to go with it?

“The winner from last year…he still doesn’t know. He’s still sticking with it, he still doesn’t know who won last year’s superbowl. He’s not a football fan, obviously. Some people who play it, including Kyle, do it because they don’t like football. I’m not in that camp, I like football. I’m more of a college fan than pro, but pro too. So for me it’s just an oddity. For some people it’s an ideological thing, where they’re like rebelling against the cultural norm that we all have to care about this superbowl.”

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    Jan 29th 2016, 11:35 AM

    Ain’t gonna happen anytime soon, unless they decide to match him up with Frankie in a number one contenders match and the winner fights him at UFC 200.

    But that would really piss Edgar off, which would be hilarious actually.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 5:54 PM

    I’m staying otta this one…

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    Jan 29th 2016, 12:03 PM

    Aldo isn’t gracious in defeat, on the night or now and he’s still making excuses and threats to the UFC and McGregor. Let him stew.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 12:42 PM

    A guy who’s undefeated for 10 years and champion as long as he is deserves a rematch. He got caught with one shot and knocked out, it happens in fights. The disrespect he is shown from Irish fans is embarrassing to be honest. If McGregor gets tagged in his first defence at 145 ye would all be screaming for an immediate rematch.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 1:36 PM

    I agree Alan 100%. I’m delighted for Conor but Jose was a great champion and does deserve his rematch.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 2:17 PM

    As much as there’s a McGregor bandwagon, theres also a big anti-Mcgregor bandwagon, who will latch onto half truths about his opponents… Aldo was a champion for 10 years becuase he fought in a weight class with very few other fighters for the first 5 and for the last 5 he barely ever fought… when was the last time he knocked anyone out? He was massively fussy about who he would fight, always picking fighters who were well below his ability and dodging the hard match ups. If truth be told, Conor was the first striking test he ever really faced in the UFC… He doesn’t deserve an immediate rematch because he has a history of pulling out of fights that didnt suit him.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 5:51 PM

    So Ken Flo, Korean Zombie, Edgar were not hard match ups? Hominick took him to the brink as well. A great champ, and the only champ at 145. If Cain, Anderson etc get an immediate rematch, so should he

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    Jan 29th 2016, 12:23 PM

    In fairness,who does he think he is,sayin he’s not goin to fight anyone else.he only fights once a yr anyway.think he’s still concussed after McGregor got a hold of him

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    Jan 29th 2016, 12:22 PM

    UFC spent 18 months promoting Aldo vs McGregor. It would be very hard for them to promote it again for another 6 months after how the last fight finished. Especially as Aldo had no interest in promoting the 1st fight and left Mcgregor to do all the media work. As White said,aldo deserves a rematch after being such a dominant champion but the timing for that rematch wouldnt be right now. Let Mcgregor fight RDA and then he can fight Aldo/Edgar at UFC200 in july,but either way 1 of them aint gonna be happy.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 12:00 PM

    It’s not surprising to be honest. Dana White is all about the $, he couldn’t give a toss about who deserves a rematch or who is next in line, whatever fight makes the most cash for the ufc ( ie. him and his business partners) is the fight that will be made. Hope mcgregor demands he gets his fair share, he pulls in way more ppv numbers then a lot of boxers but gets paid alot less then some of them.

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    Jan 29th 2016, 11:55 AM

    He’s gotten his arse handed to him in record time already, is that not enough

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    Jan 29th 2016, 2:44 PM

    One mistake in 10 years? Is that not a reason to give him another shot? Even after the first fight when they were waiting on the official announcement Conor himself was man enough to say they could do it again.

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    Jan 30th 2016, 1:52 AM

    I think Dana is right though. Woukd be hard to promote that. It’s the fight game yes but equally ufc want to make money. The interest for that just isn’t there after last time. Maybe a year down the road might be better for all involved..

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