10. 150 not out

Some genius put all Messi’s goals for Barcelona into one glorious montage.

9. More than a club

Staying with Barca, skip to 55 seconds in and try not to smile. (Disclaimer: You are dead inside if you don’t).

Kudos on the great taste in sophisticated playmaker too, little girl.

[Balls.ie]

8. Ice-hockey fight

What’s so unusual about a scrap in a hockey game, I hear you ask? Well this one broke out after six seconds.

I like the bit where they punch each other.

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7. Yo moma!

Charlie Nicholas lets himself, his family, Sky Sports and Glasgow down with this pathetic attempt at a comeback on Jeff Stelling.

[Balls.ie]

6. Arrogant? Me?

We mentioned this in an edition of The Morning Score earlier in the week.

This is possibly the most obnoxious touchdown, this side of Jerry Maguire. Take a bow DeSean Jackson.

5. Top Ten

Last week John Riordan told us that College Football sensation Cam Newton would win the prestigious Heisman Trophy.

He did – and, as quite the character – he then appeared on David Letterman’s Late Show.

4. Enjoy your trip

We mentioned this on Monday I think. The Jets’ strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi was caught tripping Miami Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll during Miami’s 10-6 victory over the Jets on Sunday.

The Dolphins’ immediate reaction was pretty good to: That’s durdy, man.

3. Enjoy your trip, Redux

Of course, the Jets coach – who has been suspended indefinitely – wasn’t the only one at it. Wayne Rooney must have been watching the NFL on Sunday, because 24 hours later, he tripped Marouane Chamakh.

Paul Ring

2. File under ‘WTF’

I don’t know what’s going on with Rio Ferdinand here, to be honest.

1. The roof falls in

In another NFL story, the Vikings’ game with the New York Giants was moved to Detroit because… well, the roof fell in because of snow.

It’s like looking 36 hours into Ireland’s future. Boom.

[thanks to Paul Ring for heads-up].