IAN HARTE WANTS to be a football agent, so we went to the best to come up with some tips for the former Ireland full-back.
Introducing six lessons from Jerry Maguire for Louth’s finest free-kick taker…
1) Manage the attitude
Should our Ian find himself repping the next Rooney, the next Wilshere, or the next, ehm, David Bentley, he needs to stop his young charge from believing the hype just because they’ve had a decent couple of cameos in the Rumbelows Cup.
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2) Personal relationships
The key to this business, says Dicky Fox, is ‘personal relationships.’ Ian will need to cosy up to the management types if he’s to get the best deals for his players. He’ll also want to hope that Giovanni Trapattoni doesn’t return to the club game. That could be… awkward.
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3) Do your homework
Believe us Ian, you’ll see things clearer afterwards if you do a mission statement, but prepare for the likes of Pavel Pogrebnyak and Jobi McAnuff to slag you off behind your back – don’t worry though, you’ll prove them wrong before the credits roll.
Cut to 6.10…
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4) Don’t try and do it alone
It’s a cynical, cynical world Ian. Find your Renée and never let her go. A word of warning, though, try to steer away from any grandstanding in front of a group of middle aged women. You will lose credibility.
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5) It’s all about the ‘Quan’
Not sure what the Louth version of ‘Quan’ might be, but how and ever. Master the art of smiling politely while your clients go off on a little tangent.
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6) Roll with the punches…
…pick up the phone, swallow your pride and be prepared to do anything to keep your clientele…
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…yes…anything…
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He’ll be eating a lot of shots that’s for sure
There is nothing subtle about Alvarez’s striking either, he tries overwhelm opponents as opposed to picking his shots like McGregor.
Boxing wise McGregor is streets ahead of him in speed and accuracy. Throw in a longer reach for Conor and extremely good fluid movement and it’s gonna be a tough day at the office for Alvarez if he stands toe to toe
Of course he will wrestle, he doesn’t want a striking match to break out.
I think your wrong, Alvarez can stand with the best of them & it’s his unstoppable flurrys after he catches you that Conor should be worried about more then his wrestling.
Alvarez swings from the hip. He’ll have his chin cracked if he attempts to bang with somebody of mcgreggors calibre.
I think Conor’s reach and movement will nullify Alvarez’s wrestling for the most part, Conor will hurt him in the opening rounds and Eddie will overcommit running forward and winging shots and will get knocked out/tko… Alvarez is a slightly better version of Mendez, the win over a poor Pettis and RDS have flattered him..
Also Diaz has a 7inch longer reach than Alvarez, and probably 40ish pounds more fight weight and couldn’t knock mcgregor down.. Mcgregor has much better take down defense since the Mendez fight too..
Y’ll do nuttin
He’ll be shooting for his life.. Chad style
He must have talking to Donald Trump. “Make UFC great again”. And he THINKS he’s going to land big shots!THINKS,REALLY? Mcgregor will batter him.
This champ deserves respect.. I hope he does not land some of his big punches.
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