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Some silly lad tried to steal Serena Williams' mobile phone & he was inevitably humiliated

The relentless tennis champion never gives an inch.

SERENA WILLIAMS IS rightfully lauded as one of the finest US athletes of all time.

She has claimed 21 Grand Slam singles titles and 13 doubles titles. She has won four Olympic gold medals. She is a relentless winner. She always relishes a challenge.

So, when a guy attempted to steal her mobile phone while she was at a restaurant yesterday, you can probably guess how it all played out.

Williams posted the story on her Facebook page.

Soooooo yesterday at dinner the CRAZIEST THING happened to me. I was sitting enjoying some Chinese food (delicious may I add) and this guy stands next to me. It was only 2 of us sitting at a 4 person table just chatting like we have not seen each other in years. Anyways I digress, so this guy is standing next to me and something (I have now dubbed it my SUPERHERO sense) told me to watch him. My phone was sitting in the chair but I just didn’t feel right. He was there too long. “Is he a customer?” I thought “Is he waiting on the bathroom?” nonetheless I tried to shake his this eerie feeling. However, I kept watching him from the corner of my eye. Than when least expected low and behold this common petty thief grabbed my phone and swiftly left. I looked at the chair, than shouted “Omg that dude took my phone!!” Not thinking I reacted (hence the superwoman photo) I jumped up, weaved my way in and out of the cozy restaurant (leaping over a chair or two) and chased him down.

He began to run but I was too fast. (Those sprints came in handy) I was upon him in a flash!

In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster I kindly asked him if he “accidentally” took the wrong phone. He stumbled on his words probably not expecting this to happen. While he was thinking of the right thing to say and eventually he said “Gosh you know what I did! It was so confusing in there. I must have grabbed the wrong phone.”

Meanwhile My phone was ringing, my superhero sidekick quailman was face timing me so he could not possibly deny the allegations. I swiftly thanked him and left.

Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I’ve got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm.

Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what’s right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero!

When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully’s (sic) and other men. It was a win for the ladies!

Just because you are a lady don’t be afraid to step up to any challenge and not be a victim but a hero!

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    May 18th 2014, 10:41 AM

    Pffft. ..let’s see them jump into the forty foot in December.

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    May 18th 2014, 10:42 AM

    Cannon ball!!

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    May 18th 2014, 11:06 AM

    There’s a Red Bull Chanel on the Apple TV where you can see recordings of all these events from cliff diving, stunt motorcycles, air race etc. pretty cool stuff….nutters one and all!!

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    May 19th 2014, 10:53 AM

    Take a peek at the numerous clips of the Irish leg of the Red Bull Cliff Diving Championship. They dive 27 meters into a natural square pool in the rock,it mental!!!

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