THE GLAZERS, WE read, are beginning to make tentative noises that they are finally ready to sell Manchester United. If they do, and if they were to break a habit of a lifetime and give a valedictory interview, they might be tempted to channel one of their former presidents.
โYou wonโt have Richard Nixon to kick around anymoreโฆโ
Jamie Redknapp and Gary Nevilleโs โlook at me when Iโm talking to youโ set-to on Sky was an attempt to apportion blame: Neville focused on the Glazers, as Redknapp said the players shouldnโt be spared the ritual humiliation.
Neither were wrong of course, and United is a target-rich environment. But the ultimate responsibility lies with the Glazers and their pioneering brand of parasitic incompetence.
A quick catch-up. Since the Glazers took control of United in 2005, more than a billion pounds has been sucked out of the club in interest payments, debt repayments and directors pay, while a gaggle of under-qualified football executives have wasted hundreds of million pounds of the clubsโ own money on one of the most scattergun and pitiful recruitment strategies in English football history.
The now-departed Ed Woodward, for instance, claimed the club analysed 804 different right-backs before deciding on Aaron Wan-Bissaka, who is currently linked with a return to the club he was signed from at a ยฃ40 million loss.
Hatred of the Glazers among Unitedโs support is at an all-time high, but it has always existed. Just not always from within the club. As Jamie Redknapp pointed out last Saturday, Neville didnโt criticise them when he was a player, and nor did Alex Ferguson.
โI am comfortable with the Glazer situation. They have been greatโ, said Ferguson in 2012. โThey have always backed me whenever I have asked them. I have never faced any opposition.โ
This presaged Fergusonโs famous parting words. โYour job now is to stand by our new managerโ was directed to the supporters rather than to the boardroom, where one of the clubโs many, many failings has been a fidelity to that rallying call. Hence successive managers have largely been given players they want, a ploy that works once the club donโt then sack the manager. Sack the manager, though, and youโre merely bloating the squad for the next guy. The current squad contains players signed under five different managers, and Juan Mata, signed by David Moyes, only left in the summer.
Nothing better summed up this lack of direction at the club than the permanent appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer until they replaced him. Ralf Rangnick arrived with a good reputation as a Sporting Director when given a long-term view at a club whose playing style was clearly-defined and built on high pressing so United, naturally enough, made him a coach on a short-term deal and gave him noted mover Cristiano Ronaldo.
This complete lack of strategy and the revolving door of managers means the football side of the club has no true figure of authority, which, when cocktailed with a massive salary budget and an obsession with artifice, PR, and content, has produced the omnishambles of today.
Into this circus steps Erik ten Hag, which signals the clubโs latest plan is titled, Ajax, But in Manchester.
Mimicking club policies works โ Man City have replicated Barcelona โ but they didnโt just recruit Pep Guardiola, but Director of Football Txiki Begiristain and CEO Ferran Soriano, too.
Ten Hag was one part of an effective sporting operation at Ajax โ though Marc Overmars has left in disgrace โ but he is swinging in the wind by himself at United. It is very early days and while he isnโt remotely to blame for the dysfunction around him, there are already very early signs of struggle.
Team selection is confused. How does Christian Eriksen go from false nine to deep-lying six in the space of a week? His main signing thus far, Lisandro Martinez, has been targeted twice already and looks too small to play at centre-back in the Premier League.
Ronaldo meanwhile is plainly unsuited to playing ten Hagโs style, yet has been indulged even as he extravagantly and corrosively performs his unhappiness. Also unsuited to ten Hagโs passing demands is David de Gea, and yet the manager says he is sure he can play that way, having seen him do it in training. Thatโs not against any real pressing, though: this is against Man Unitedโs pressing. De Gea, it seems, has been too encouraged by a too-kind home environment, like a talentless singer whose parents chivvy them to do an audition in front of the X-Factor judges.
Perhaps ten Hag doesnโt want De Gea and Ronaldo in his team, but the club canโt offload them right now and the manager would be forgiven for not trusting his bosses to source the right replacements. Casemiro is a good, if overpriced signing, though it may take time for him to reach his levels in a midfield that doesnโt feature Luka Modric and Toni Kroos. That he wasnโt signed in July and allowed to adapt in pre-season is the latest indictment of the recruitment policy.
Their slight relief is that they are catching opponents at an opportune time on Monday night, as Liverpool are ravaged by injury and searching for rhythm and flow after a summer of transition.
Thereโs been no real transition at United since Ferguson left, though.
It has just been a succession of different faces and different ideas, all swallowed up by the Glazersโ transatlantic ATM machine.
Premier League fixtures (kick off 3pm unless stated)
Saturday
Spurs vs Wolves (12.30pm)
Everton vs Nottingham Forest
Leicester vs Southampton
Fulham vs Brentford
Crystal Palace vs Aston Villa
Bournemouth vs Arsenal (5.30pm)
Sunday
West Ham vs Brighton (2pm)
Leeds vs Chelsea (2pm)
Newcastle vs Man City (4.30pm)
Monday
Manchester United vs Liverpool (8pm)
Originally published at 06.30
Canโt disagree with his point but just hard to take when weโve a pick of a 21/2 mile radius. How can we ever match the Dublin clubs.
In reality itโs up to the player himself, my own opinion would be to play with my home club if I could. I wouldnโt be a fan of lads who would transfer to a bigger club or a higher level but itโs their choice of they want to do that.
Itโs a tough one. Lads have careers & families and may not be able to commit to the travel involved if they are living in Dublin and playing with their hometown club. Playing with the club 5 minutes away is more practical.
In saying that, no reason why these players have to play in the Provincial championships. Let them play league and chโship in Dublin, but you use home-grown players beyond that.
How can we ever match Dublin clubs? โฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌ is the only wayโฆ..
You can disagree, they signed former dub eamonn fennell from oโtooles who are five mins away from Vincentโs. And another of their better players came from o tooles.
Parnells got awful stick for imports, it didnโt work out for them and they are back to the right way now. Plunketts vinnies ballymun shipping lads in!
All the top clubs are the same, Kerry club Dr.Crokes centre back Alan o sullivan is an import and rumor is the Crokes have approached this years kerry minor Clifford to transfer and he probably will if the terms are right!!:-):-):-):-
Does Eamon Fennell still play?
Not sure saw him on crutches though