IT WAS THE Great GAAtsby, as the biggest bash of the year was dominated by the man who didn’t show up.
Joe Brolly sent The Sunday Game an ‘I-never-liked-you-anyway’ before the game by tweeting a picture of himself supping a pint with a friend, while Stephen Rochford snuggled into a panel retaining Pat Spillane and Ciaran Whelan.
One door closes. Another opens pic.twitter.com/rViZn3MSNK
— Joe Brolly (@JoeBrolly1993) September 14, 2019
Everyone got on famously in Brolly’s absence, with amiable chat mingled with a slate of pre-packaged analysis.
Nobody really talked over each other, and so the country could marvel at Pat Spillane’s ability to list off a matrix of numbers as if he was working off a limited number of remaining breaths.
The Gatsby similarities can’t be stretched to include the main stars.
The novel’s famous closing line, meditating on the intractability of history, couldn’t be less appropriate for a Dublin team that don’t seem to give yesterday a second thought.
This Dublin team have never held truck with the romantic, quixotic narrativising of the media on the road to this five-in-a-row; that the Dubs are beating on and borne back ceaselessly into the process isn’t exactly the poetry we’re looking for.
Hence the post-match interviews began with questions asking the Dublin players if they were aware of the heft of the moment, and when that wasn’t sufficiently indulged, Marty Morrissey ended up telling Jim Gavin about the five-in-a-row at the team hotel before asking him, ‘Were you excited?’
“Absolutely, I was really happy”, confirmed Jim.
Hey, good to get it on the record, at least.
So it fell to the pundits to give Dublin their unique place in history.
As the “Dub in the room”, Ciaran Whelan struck the perfect tone in his post-game rhapsody, remembering the “forefathers” of Dublin football, from Heffo to Mickey Whelan and Pat Gilroy.
He also paid tribute to Stephen Cluxton and the others who had soldiered through the “dark days”, but recoiled from saying whether this Dublin team are the greatest of all time.
Pat spoke about locking himself in the toilet and weeping after losing to Offaly in ’82, but paid a full-throated salute to the Dubs and seemed genuinely energised by the quality of the game’s scoring.
His genius for listing numbers had not abated, and said that the Dubs could yet win six, seven, or even eight All-Ireland titles in a row.
On the steps of the Hogan Stand, as Cluxton lifted Sam Maguire and readied the country for his annual, comically earnest address, Ger Canning mused on the end of the Drive for Five and wondered what would come next.
“The Fix for Six?”
Yeah, hopefully that won’t stick.
Over on Sky, Senan Connell declared himself relieved that the legacy of the four-in-a-row would not be diluted by defeat, while Kieran Donaghy held a respectful lament.
Kerry, he pointed out, had scored just five times in the second half – “five points will never win you an All-Ireland – and said he was “baffled” as to why Kerry didn’t maintain their intense press of Cluxton’s kickouts.
When Senan agreed that Gavin may be the greatest manager in the game’s history, Donaghy accepted that he would “certainly be up there.”
Gavin decided to further his act in saying nothing by not talking either, insisting to Sky that his assistants Jason Sherlock and Declan Darcy take the limelight instead. Having been sure that Gavin would stay on with Dublin to build another great team, Senan was now resting more uneasily, wondering if the pair’s rare public turn meant there was an unforeseen air of “finality” about the latest triumph.
To which everyone on Sky and RTÉ agreed – Who the hell knows?
Much has been made this year of how Sky’s coverage has pulled The Sunday Game toward greater analytical rigour, but Sky’s has drifted toward RTÉ’s in a way, too.
Whereas once it felt clunky and too tightly-controlled – analysis unrolled and erected rather than produced – Sky’s coverage has this year become more comfortable and conversational, largely because of the addition of one of Brolly’s better sparring partners in Kieran Donaghy.
Sky even took the Brolly baton and took a dig at Tyrone, with Peter Canavan saying that his own county are lagging behind the Dubs.
“In my own county I believe that’s not happening”, Brollyed Peter.
“There’s so much more we can and going to have to do. There’s the example of Brian Cullen, who Jim Gavin wanted, and he left a good professional setup in Leinster Rugby to go to Dublin.
“We have an excellent strength and conditioning man who left Tyrone GAA, a place where he wanted to be, to go to Ulster Rugby.
“In so many ways I believe that Dublin are amateur in ethos but professional in practice. Other counties are amateur in ethos and amateur in practice.”
Brolly’s ghost stalked RTÉ’s coverage only once, and so, in the closing montage of Dublin’s past five finals, we heard from him on The Sunday Game for what may be the final time.
“There’s no vanity, and that will drive them on.”
Ceaselessly.
A disaster. Foley has had a proper ‘mare since he took over. Awful team selection again tonight. You won’t win much with Billy Holland and O’Callaghan as your second row. And as for big Duncan Williams – God love us. Tiny crowd again, fans are beginning to give up.
Playing a winger at full back and a full back on the wing
You can add Murphy to that list too.
Very fickle fans if they’re giving up after one game in.
Keatley is just not good enough. Munster really need to spend some money. Shocking display tonight.
Get in a Peter Grant or perhaps a katrikilas. They would blossom in Munster Heineken cup rugby.
The point about the tiny crowd is the most important one here. Who would have thought that Munster would have such fairweather ‘fans’.
When you see Duncan Williams, johnnie murphy, billy Holland, sean dougal and Leighton hodges on the pitch together you no its going to be a long night
Just not good enough anymore plain and simple !!!
The worst thing happened to Munster was loosing penny
Shocking! Lost too much ball in rucks, too many basic errors, leaderless on the pitch and looked to be out muscled…
Whoever is in charge of the camera work in TG4 needs to be fired! Couldn’t see what was going on at the start of the second half.
Not a good night for Munster rugby.
For the love of god, Murray, please don’t do an in depth analysis piece on this, I might kill myself. That performance was absolutely shocking.
Really expected the team to lay down a marker tonight. Everything that went on in the week was enough of a reason, not to mind the fact that it was his first game and its at home.
Zebo needs to stop running sideways and learn how to tackle!
Zebo was hardly at fault I thought he was 1 of the better players (alot worse then him tonight) although he did miss a tackle towards the end which was pretty bad
Why was the game played behind closed doors?
The turn out was very bad for the curtain raiser to the new season for Munster, especially as it was axel’s first home game. Thought it would have been a much bigger occasion. One game doesn’t make a season of course but really thought tonight’s game was going to be a big event. Ah well thanks to the grace of god I’m a Leinster fan.
Duncan Williams =
There was a poo emoticon at the end of that. You know, the blank space works just as well. Awful.
I turned on TG4 for 10 mins and switched off again. Tired of watching second string teams play in the pro12. This is the first weekend of the competition. The organisers should want to grab viewers but after that why bother. Cannot blame the fans for not turning up. The same bolloxology of crouch touch engage (aka time to switch channels) is still around. Poor handling and zero pace. Why would you bother watching? It is meant to be entertainment.
IRFU Player Welfare policy tied Foleys hands in alot of his selections.. mind you starting Williams ahead of Sheridan is a puzzler
True but Munster just aren’t producing players through the academy! Leinster and to a lesser extent Ulster have been a conveyor belt of up and coming talent over the last 5 years. What has Munster produced in the last few years?
The playing population is pretty much the same demographic so the problem in Munster has to lie in the academy staff; as much as I love Munster I’m gonna say it: a 100% rookey training staff won’t help things…
Least that side to side nonsense is gone.
Delighted for stander
Yea, because they played so much better tonight.
When they’re filling in the latest version of the school report, the teachers might consider having somebody take a look at the teachers. I think strength and fitness and some skill work would be better than writing amateuerish comments on a report card.
Its going to be a long school year for the customers and nobody wants to throw money away buying tickets for that rubbish.
Much to do. Plenty of time to do it.
At lest Penny’s teams knew how to own the ruck area
At least Penny’s teams got to two H. Cup semi finals…
Sorry have to do this, you know because sport and all that #axelout
Honestly, what a disaster , no one at match , and no one there really cared , rugby rubbish , munster with no half backs , terrible
I feel it was a wrong step for Munster but now that he is there at least get behind your team. This is a World Cup season and we need our players playing with confidence. Unfortunately what’s happening at Munster and ulster is a huge disaster but it can be put right. Can’t see the European cup visiting ireland anytime soon but we do have a chance next sept/oct. Agree though that considering once upon a time 1.5 million people where in thomand in 78 to about. 6000 tonight. First game. Home game too. Too many fair weathers.
Have you ever been to a game? The majority of the crowds are from around the province. How can you expect people to turn up to Limerick for a game on Friday night from Cork, Waterford or Kerry? Allied to the fact that people are cutting back on games too and saving cash for the European games. They should be holding these games in Musgrave when it’s open again instead of playing in what looks like a dead crowd. Of course the crap standard doesn’t help either. How Duncan Williams is a pro player….standards have dropped big time.
Not a positive start, however I’m still optimistic.
Foley out. That’s all I have to say.
Very disappointed with ruck efficiency, especially clean out and ball presentation. In Williams defence he got a lot of messy slow ball. Some of the back play looked good. Worrying out muscled up front.
To be fair a hooker on a training contract, a 2nd choice prop. A debutant back rower. Was never going to be easy.
To put it into context this is nowhere near the worst performance ive seen. There were a few positives out there tonight.
Especially losing to a team that had 14 men for 20 minutes and conceding a try during on of those cards
Pro 12 is a training ground for Heineken cup – glorified friendlies
Watch Glasgow and leinster tomorrow night and you’ll see its not glorified friendlies at all, two of the best teams in the competition. Don’t know why munster had such a bad team out tonight albeit leinster and Glasgow aren’t at full strength but the teams they each will put out Is a lot better quality than what was on show tonight without taking anything away from a great result for Edinburgh.
Thought The Hino was consigned to history???
Leinster lost as well – results that are unthinkable in the Heineken cup happen regularly in the pro am 12 – how many scots or Welsh sides get to the last 8 of the h cup?
Murray, you had an article a few days ago describing how Munster intended to increase their attendances by having family zones outside the stadium. That’s fine and all, but ultimately if what goes on on the pitch is rubbish then that’s where we’ll lose fans. There was a decent attendance there last night but I wonder how many fans will think twice about coming next time after viewing that error ridden and disjointed performance?
Also, Duncan Williams should not be a professional rugby player.
Foley you need an out half ASAP and stop playing players out of position. It looked like tonight you’re not interested in the pro 12 and experimenting
Excuse me but does anyone else see a major problem in the scrum, this is where the foundation for good performances comes from and the Scottish team were lower then Munster and had total control in that area. Munster need to look more cohesive and joined together when scrummaging. My u14 second team could have held their own against that pack in the scrum last night.
It looked a lot like many Irish representative teams over the decades, trying to do flash stuff but it comes apart because somebody can’t pass two yards.
All round not good enough but why is Duncan Williams there? He is useless. Wat good is a scrum half that can’t pass the fn ball. It’s a disgrace that he is in the squad, he is not up to the standard and I can’t see him getting any better. Fn joke
Commercial and politcal naivety by axel. 1ST match with new management team at home ,supporters would want to see best available players. Subject to irfu guidelines. with solid experience and continuity to give us our best options for a win .. so a mediocre team is announced with newbies. No wonder attendance was low. That shows lack of respect to supporters and opposition. No surprise that our arse was handed back to us by Edinburgh.
Its essential to rotate and develop players but just not on the first match after such a major change. Axel and the old farts in the boardroom need to remember that munster only exists through its supporter base and last night needed to refect that else fringe support will drift and cash and sponsors will shrink . Its a new world lads, ppl initiated hc demise saw the end of any pretence around old values . This is business. the customer is king Strike 1.