WE’RE INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of the USA right now.

While the Boys in Green are pondering their upcoming pre-season, American is chowing down on some Grade A soccer at the World Cup.

And, what’s more, they’ve given themselves a massive chance to reach the last 16 and even the quarter-finals.

Inevitably, the nation is going stone mad ahead of today’s final group game against Germany.

There was a man dressed as an eagle on Good Morning America

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Will Ferrell joined ‘Teddy Goalsevelt’ in a Fanzone in Recife to get everybody pumped

‘I believe…’

Back in the good ol’ USA, San Francisco Giants’ pitcher helped his team to victory by throwing a no-hitter for the second time in as many seasons.

So, naturally, Tim Lincecum donned a knight’s helmet and led the lockerroom chant

‘I believe that…’
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This guy got way over sentimental about the whole thing

Mixing Coldplay with some Ian Darke commentary to make the most un-American motivational clip of the summer. But it’s a motivational video, so it’s still very, very American.

‘I believe that we…’

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But nobody can get properly pumped until Hulk Hogan comes into the picture to psyche out the Germans.

He was busy hangin’ and bangin’ up until now, apparently.

‘I believe that we will win!’

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Klinsmann living the American Dream as he prepares to face homeland

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