6 ridiculous excuses to get out of training - that actually worked

You can’t argue with these.

THERE ARE A lot of acceptable excuses you could use for failing to attend GAA training.

Your manager can’t really argue with illness, injury or the perfectly vague ‘personal reasons’. But some people still try to take it that little bit too far.

Here are 6 of the most ridiculous excuses to get out of training – that actually worked.

1. ‘Dad varnished the hall floor’

If you’re looking for the most ridiculous excuse, this has to hands-down be the winner.

A few weeks ago, @LsHurlingDev tweeted a screen-grab of a text message sent by one young player to his manager. The unidentified Laois hurler explained that he couldn’t get upstairs to get his training gear because his father had varnished the hall floor.

2. ‘No-one has Brazilian or Mexican heritage’

Bra-Mex heritage

Last summer, everyone was looking for a reason to skip work and training in order to watch the World Cup.

With Brazil and Mexico set to kick-off at the same time as the scheduled training, one Waterford-based club decided to take a stand and sent around this clever text to its player.

The match finished a scoreless draw so they didn’t miss much in the end.

3. ‘Groin Strain’

Poor Niall had one very bad day last year. Not only did he have a ‘wicked groin strain’, he also managed to send this very intimate excuse for missing training to the wrong number.

So instead of manager Paul, he sent news of his ‘sore balls’ to a random lad – who was more than happy to share Niall’s unfortunate injury with the world.

4. ‘No tax or insurance’

Burrish GAA

We’ve all heard the ‘can’t come to training because I’ve no tax or insurance’ excuse. But it’s usually from players…and a lie. Last year, however, one Mayo GAA club posted this message on their Facebook page.

5. ‘lads cutting silage’

Annacurra GAA training

As far as excuses go, this is almost as Irish as they come. Farmers take cutting their silage very serious. When you’ve got a dry spell, you need to make the most of the good weather.

Annacurra GAA club in South-East Wicklow that recognize the importance of this and cancelled their match because a large portion of the team would be missing for silage reasons.

And they’re not alone.

Sometimes it’s not the players, it’s the referee.

6. Clocks went forward

Clocks went forward

This happens every time the clocks go forward. It seems it can take some people a little time to adjust to the change.

Somebody is bound to turn up at training or to a match ridiculously late. Because if you can’t get away with it when the clocks go forward, when can you?

What ridiculous excuses have you heard?

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    Mute Diarmuid Murray
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    Jun 12th 2012, 4:39 PM

    lead by example captain robbie and stop waving your arms looking for fouls.

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    Mute Karl-Lee Kavanagh
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    Jun 12th 2012, 4:46 PM

    hush now less of that banter its all a bit of craic and a excuse to get pissed, have the faith there’ll be a few more sessions

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    Jun 12th 2012, 5:16 PM

    We have kept the faith Robbie now get off your arse and repay it!!!

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    Jun 12th 2012, 5:23 PM

    Would have more faith if keane was dropped for shane long.

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    Mute bignazza
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    Jun 12th 2012, 6:02 PM

    He just doesn’t have the fitness, while longs height will Benefit that questionable long ball game we play. Unfortunately It looks like he’s starting, cox and himself were training together. Either way come on Ireland

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    Mute Paul Robinson
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    Jun 12th 2012, 7:34 PM

    agreed

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    Mute Robbyn Banks
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    Jun 12th 2012, 5:35 PM

    Time for a reality check here…let’s face it, this Irish team does not have the required quality and technical ability needed to get the results we are all “dreaming” of. At best we are looking at 2 defeats and a draw…but we are there and let’s try and enjoy the occasion…

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    Mute Sam slade
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    Jun 12th 2012, 7:47 PM

    fk yeah we’ll have a pint, and hope they do well, but they’re awful, the worst team there. As for robbie, hes bloody RETIRED. la galaxy and some trite comment about it just being another game. They will give the ball to Spain again and again and it will b painful. As for people giving thumbs down to comments that aren’t hopelessly optimistic, cop on. You live in a corrupt boghole of a banana republic, getting all teary eyed about a couple of geezers kicking a ball about when your country was sold from under you by inbred turds. Y’all did fk all about that didnt you? Great guys to get behind Ireland when it costs you nothing. Stay in the cowardly herd with your coybig bs. Id rather see them lose and try to play than lose the way they did and will do.

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    Jun 12th 2012, 9:43 PM

    Janey Mac is all I can say to that

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    Mute Brendan Peters
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    Jun 12th 2012, 6:19 PM

    I would b a fan of robbies but it’s not all about past achievements he’s not playin well a d should be on the bench

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    Jun 12th 2012, 4:44 PM

    I’ll start too when your on the bench

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    Mute Adrian de Cleir
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    Jun 12th 2012, 5:34 PM

    Joke of a comment, we have very few players that have not only shown commitment to their country from the very start to the very end of their career, not to mention delivered as well when it matters. Keano is without a shadow of a doubt one of them.

    Not saying that gives him automatic rights to a start, he knows that himself and said it two years ago. But facts are facts and he gets big big goals in big games.

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    Jun 12th 2012, 5:36 PM

    One word – “Dream”

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    Jun 12th 2012, 7:09 PM

    Well we got there and should be proud of that and as long as they are playing I will believe cmon Ireland I love this country

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    Mute Caroline Molloy
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    Jun 12th 2012, 9:24 PM

    With a population of 4 million and a semi pro league we’ve always punched above our weight.
    All the naysayers said we wouldn’t qualify, now they’re saying we won’t get out of the group, we’ve nothing to lose. COYBIG!

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    Mute Vincent Bickerstaffe
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    Jun 12th 2012, 6:22 PM

    For you its just another game… Its a lot more than just another game to a lot of fans and home and especially away… u should run your socks off and do your best to get a result… at the end of the day it is 11 men against 11 men… i cant see why we cant get a result but we have to go into it with a good attitude and show no fear…. COYBIG

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    Jun 13th 2012, 11:34 AM

    Exactly man.
    The fans have more passion than the players.
    The last game was actually cringe worthy and extremely frustrating.

    They should be destroying themselves out there, giving the cliched 110%.

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    Jun 12th 2012, 7:38 PM

    Robbies 300/1 to score a hatrick v Spain. I heard David Villa and Butragueno are 50/1.

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    Jun 12th 2012, 5:41 PM

    He would have more chance of winning the lotto twice over..

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    Jun 12th 2012, 7:10 PM

    Ireland will lose to spain and italy alike and will go home as predicted by me on th 19th june ,

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    Jun 12th 2012, 9:41 PM

    If you predict it on 19th June it’ll already have happened – what black magic is this?

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    Jun 12th 2012, 8:44 PM

    For everyone who are convinced ireland will lose. 2/7 are the odds for spain to win. You might have to give your bank 24 hours notice if you are withdrawing your life savings for a bet.

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    Jun 12th 2012, 7:16 PM

    We’re still in with a shout i think…

    ..in 2016..

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    Jun 12th 2012, 11:01 PM

    first you didnt want me to buy the pony, now you want me to bring it back. make up your mind marge…

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    Jun 12th 2012, 9:08 PM

    The faith of what?

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