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How to throw a US Masters house party in 9 easy steps

Get the pimento cheese sandwiches ready, shout at inappropriate times and get that red outfit ironed for Sunday.

9. Wear red on Sunday

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8. Or a green jacket if you’re confident

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7. Shout ‘Getinthehole’ until it loses all meaning

6. Eat a cake like this

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5. And Pimento Cheese sandwiches

They’re the signature snack at Augusta… and only $1.50!

4. Have a friend stare at you in an unsettling way like Butch Harmon

‘I will haunt your dreams.’

3. No women allowed

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Unless you’re a former US Secretary of State or CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Then whatevs.

2. Wear a Rory wig

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Like Caroline or the Ryder Cup team.

1. Take a drink every time Monty mentions the Ryder Cup

You may want to take Monday off however. ‘Did I mention I captained the Ryder Cup team?’

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