IT WASNโT YET seven and Ken OโConnell was still asleep. The previous day had been a good one. Heโd passed his bus-driving test at the fourth attempt which meant one simple thing: craic.
Throughout the winter he and his close pal, Gary Halpin, had been hatching a plan to set up their own golf tour company to make a few bob and have a few laughs. โThink about it Ken boy,โ Halpin would tell him, โweโve got the contacts, weโve got the time and most important of all, we both feckinโ hate golf; itโs made for us.โ
A long time ago they lived a different life, pioneers when rugby went professional, room-mates, Irish internationals, world class messers. Halpin was a mimic, OโConnell a regular recipient of his impersonations. โNot the only one, trust me,โ he says. โAh, Gaz โ he gave me the biggest laughs of my life.โ
He tells a story about this Premiership match from so long ago that London Irish were still operating out of Sunbury, Harlequins, their opponents, the place jammed with fans. It was scrum-time, OโConnell hearing the words โpause and engageโ just as Halpinโs head rose.
Across the loudspeaker, the man on the PA was getting increasingly irate, repeatedly reading out the registration number of a car that was blocking the main exit. โAh bollix, Ken boy, thatโs my motor โ Iโd better go.โ
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And off he went, the captain of London Irish, their talisman, their Irish international prop, away to the dressing room, fiddling through his pockets for a set of car keys which were duly handed over to the teamโs bagman โ before he raced back to the pitch for the scrum.
โThanks for waiting, lads,โ Halpin said upon his return, Jason Leonard looking across at him bemused, OโConnell bent double with laughter.
โThat was Gaz,โ he says. โHe was a law onto himself.โ
Yet when OโConnell or any player was at his most vulnerable, stuck in the wrong position of a ruck or a maul, it was Halpin inevitably who was there for them, always ready to help. โHe got me my first professional contract,โ recalls OโConnell. โThe game had just turned pro; Clive Woodward was coaching London Irish and they were looking for players. I was playing over in Sydney when Gaz rang. โKen boy,โ he said. โIโve got a scheme for ya; get yourself across to Londonโ.โ
By last February Ken was no longer a boy but a middle aged man. Halpin too had just turned 55 when he started talking to OโConnell about his latest scheme, something to fill the time during their summer break from teaching. โGazzaKenBoyToursโ aimed to attract customers from England. They had the plans and the bus, they just needed the license. One Tuesday afternoon last February, OโConnell got it.
โYes,โ I thought, โyessssss! Iโll ring Gaz.โ
But there was no answer. He tried him again a couple of hours later. Again, no one picked up.
That night he slept soundly before waking when his phone rang. He remembers looking at the clock, half-registering how early it was. He picked up his mobile; saw Malcolm OโKellyโs name on the screen; then looked at the digits on his alarm clock again. It wasnโt yet seven. โSomething bad has happened,โ he remembers thinking, โsomething awful.โ
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OโKelly knew he had to call OโConnell because, well, the three of them were a tight-knit crew. A quarter of a century earlier, the younger pair had arrived in London on their own, Halpin already settled, captain of London Irish, the link between a community of ex-pats and the players who represented them.
โGaz could chat to anyone; a clubโs hierarchy, the poorest person in London, and be at their level,โ says OโConnell. โHe was such a one-off character, not made for mass production,โ says OโKelly. โA loveable rogue,โ is Willie Andersonโs take. Halpin was Andersonโs captain at London Irish. โHe was a great person,โ Anderson says, โand to me, thatโs a vital part to being a great rugby player.โ
Anderson was driving south when he heard of Halpinโs passing last February. The shock hit him hard, forcing him to pull in to the hard shoulder. It was Trevor Brennan whoโd called Malcolm OโKelly; Keith Wood whoโd told Brennan about Halpinโs fatal heart attack. โTrevor and Gazza would have been tight,โ says OโKelly.
So many were. Wood, Gabriel Fulcher, Liam Toland, Neil Francis, the list goes on. โWe couldnโt believe it; it was such a shock,โ says OโKelly.
OโConnell took the day off work, lost in a private world of pain. He remembered the player, a hard man who was good enough to win 11 Ireland caps and get to two World Cups. โUnlucky not to have won more,โ he says. โOh, he could play alright,โ says Anderson.
โThose 11 caps, well, he was up against Des Fitzgerald, Jimmy McCoy, Peter Clohessy, Paul Wallace. Remember, subs didnโt get a run in those days, either.
โGary had athleticism; toughness; skill. He was well able to mix it.โ
Keith Wood paid his own tribute, praising Halpinโs speed and the power of his hit in the scrum. โGary had heart,โ Anderson said, โon the pitch and off it. Jeepers, that feller had character, alright. He was a winner.โ
Except for one summer โ when he captained an emerging Ireland side on the tour to hell.
EMCEE HAMMMERED
AS NIGHT FELL and the bus pulled out of Whangarie, the most northerly city in New Zealand, the rain came down from the banked grey clouds and the streetlights soon disappeared from view.
That Ireland tour had started badly, North Auckland putting 69 points on them. Next stop Albany, four hours away. โWhoever dreamt up the itinerary, decided in their wisdom that on our down days, weโd travel,โ says OโKelly. โThat was their idea of getting us to relax. Weโd land in some town; then start training right away.โ
This was 1997; two years after rugby had turned professional. OโKelly was 23, coming back from two seasons of injury hell. A broken ankle had ruined his season, limiting him to just two appearances for London Irish โ and for a young fella who by his own admission โhad a pretty high opinionโ of his ability, this dream job heโd landed was failing to live up to expectations.
โIโd say it took me years to realise that I wasnโt really that good a player back then; yes, I had plenty of potential but on that tour, I was tormented by my own pain. The ankle was at me; I was anxious to get back but struggled to get going.โ
Sitting on a bus bypassing the kind of towns you donโt see on the tourist maps wasnโt doing much for his mood.
The ankle, the defeats. The bus, the road.
There was no Wifi back then; no Netflix, no PlayStation. No, there was only one source of entertainment: the team captain of that tour, Mr Gary Halpin.
โOn those bloody awful bus trips, Gazza would grab the microphone and just be emcee for an hour or so,โ says OโKelly. โNo one was off limits for Gary, especially the management. He had a great way of impersonating people and an even better way of getting everyone on the bus to spill the beans on the fellers sitting next to them. Nothing was sacred; no secrets kept. Those comedy routines kind of saved a lot of us on that trip.โ
They needed rescuing because the results were brutal. North Auckland 69-16 Ireland; New Zealand Academy 74-15 Ireland; Bay of Plenty 52-39 Ireland, New Zealand Maori 41-10 Ireland, Samoa 57-25 Ireland. And after each beating, the boys rode the bus to the next small town: Rotorua to Paeroa; Paeroa to Taupo; Taupo to Palmerstown North โ which with a population of 82,000 was the biggest place they stayed in.
Six out of seven matches were lost, an average of 48 points conceded.
And time after time, Gary Halpin would take the mic, and then take the mick.
โHe was that kind of guy, generous of spirit,โ says OโKelly. โLike, when you think of modern-day captains, he probably wouldnโt fulfil a lot of those requirements. One of his lines on that tour was โI really donโt give a f**k, ladsโ.
โHe wasnโt trying to motivate you, he was just being himself and he could give out (about things) as good as the next feller. That was a tour of tired and emotional people but Gary was just incredible, an inspiration to us. We loved him.โ
So did Anderson. He was a young coach trying to make his way in the mid-90s, just as OโKelly, OโConnell, and a posse of young Irish players, Victor Costello, Kieran Dawson, Jeremy Davidson, Gabriel Fulcher, David Humphreys, Mark McCall, Conor OโShea, Niall Woods, were trying to make a go of it in professional rugby. All of them had moved across the pond, taking a leap of faith together.
We tend to overlook the positive impact that London Irish team had on Irish rugby, largely because their results were indifferent, but also because no one could be bothered to join the dots. Ultimately five of that squad ended up in Paris in March 2000 when Brian OโDriscoll got his life-changing hat-trick; McCall coached Ulster to their last-ever trophy; Woods headed up Rugby Players Ireland for a while and is now a leading agent; Davidson became a Lion.
Would all that have happened even if they hadnโt come together for a couple of seasons in Sunbury? Well, we just donโt know.
What we are conscious of is the fact the game had turned pro and while the rest of the rugby world embraced professionalism, the four Irish provinces were dieting on rations of six to eight games per year. Irelandโs results may still have been bad in the โ90s but without London Irish providing an outlet for 25 of our best players, it would have been worse.
โIt was like being on a tour, that first year as a professional rugby player,โ says OโKelly. โWe trained hard.โ Itโs fair to say they partied hard, too. All except their captain, who had been at the club since the pre-professional days and who wasnโt just a rugby-man.
โNo, first and foremost, Gary was a family man,โ agrees Anderson, remembering how Halpin would go out of his way to arrange for Anderson and his family to come across to their suburban home for Sunday lunch. โHe looked out for everyone,โ remembers OโKelly. โI lived in a rugby house where we did everything together, trained, ate, went on nights out.
โIt was the best league in the world at the time; Saracens had spent big on Francois Pienaar and (Philippe) Sella; Leicester had (Martin) Johnson, Bath had (Jeremy) Guscott; Richmond built a super team. We lost a fair few games and weโd really beat ourselves up after but Gazza reminded you life wasnโt all about rugby; it was about people, about having fun. Heโd take us out to his home on a Sunday after a game, offering us a sample of ordinary family life.
โAh, he was such a funny fellah, such a generous person. To not have been able to see him and appreciate him one more time is just so very tough on everyone. Weโd all loved to have seen him. Itโs heartbreaking what happened. Heartbreaking.โ
SAYING GOODBYE
OโConnell had the privilege of being at his funeral last February, lockdown restrictions limiting the numbers. He was one of three close friends chosen by the family to represent some of the key phases in Halpinโs life, his childhood, his athletics career, his life in rugby.
Hearing Halpinโs three children, Bentley, Leonie and Lenka pay an eloquent and heartfelt tribute to their parents brought mist to his eyes. โMum,โ they said, โwe had the rare privilege of watching a true romance play out in front of us every day, teaching us what real love and companionship looks like. While Dad paved the way for us, you are the endless supply of cement. Dad taught us that life is for living.โ
He taught others the same lesson, whether in a professional capacity as an educationalist, or as the fun-loving character whoโd terrorise his team-mates in a dressing room, hiding their towels when theyโd head to the showers after training, firing buckets of iced water at them if they made the calamitous error of going to sleep on tour.
Anderson first met him on Halpinโs inaugural tour, to the US. โHe was a brilliant singer; and whenever weโd head through security at airports, heโd get us all going. We were dressed in these horrendous, gaudy shellsuits and all the while this big feller was singing The Leaving of Liverpool with all his might.โ
Anderson recalls one woman querying whether they were a Gospel choir, another โ noting the garish white uniforms โ wondering if they were astronauts. โWell, Gary was certainly from another planet,โ says Anderson.
โHe was central to the craic, just a great guy, someone who always made you laugh and who sometimes made you laugh when you didnโt want to; like when you were giving a team talk. Gary would mimic your voice or something. In that sense he might not have been the best leader but make no mistake, he galvanised a great team spirit. You were lucky to have him around.โ
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In playing terms, heโs best known for what he did at the 1995 World Cup, scoring an early try against New Zealand in Irelandโs opening match, following it up with a two-fingered celebration in the direction of Sean Fitzpatrick.
Yet there was a lot more to his career than that moment. Wanderers, Leinster, London Irish, Harlequins, they all got the best out of him. Heโd represented Ireland in the hammer at the 1987 World Athletic Championships and was able to bring that big-game mentality across the sporting divide. โDespite being fond of a laugh; he could be serious when he had to be,โ says Anderson.
But he knew when to switch off. โHe definitely influenced me,โ says OโKelly. โHe had this saying, โwin or lose, I feel exactly the same five minutes afterwardsโ. It was a good way to think. Like, we hear a lot about mindset in professional sport but there is a lot to be said for doing your best on the pitch and then afterwards just getting on with things.โ
Winning, for Halpin, wasnโt just about results. It was about forging friendships. โHe looked out for me, boy,โ says OโConnell, โhe got me my move into professional rugby, got me the best years of my rugby life.โ
As time passed, as the muscles tired and the hair thinned or greyed, the boys of summer moved off into the autumn of their lives. Children came along but the spirit of that London Irish dressing room never disappeared. Halpin would move the family back to Kilkenny, getting work at home. โHeโd always made a point of calling,โ says OโConnell. โHe stayed close to so many.โ
Thatโs why, a quarter of a century after he played in the Premiership, a group of former English and Irish pros came together last night to play a match in his honour at The Stoop, Shane Byrne captaining the Irish side, Leonard โ the player who saw Halpin run from a Premiership pitch to move his badly parked car โ leading out the English team. For those 30 players, there wonโt be bigger game in London this weekend.
Then two weeks from now, at noon at Rockwell College, thereโll be another gathering of rugby greats, when the Halpins hold a remembrance service, celebrated by Father Jack Meade. His London Irish family will be there too. โWe need to grieve together,โ says OโConnell, โbecause over the last year, it has been very hard to deal with it by yourself. Hearing Garyโs passing was the biggest shock of my life, an extraordinary feeling. Awful. Your thoughts all through this are with Carol and the kids.โ
Twenty-five minutes into our conversation, he pauses. โItโs hard to even talk about it,โ he says. โItโs still very tender, still such a shock. Iโm expecting him to call any day. I miss him, boyโฆ.. I really miss him.โ
So many do.
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Heโs not as disappointed as some on relation to how far off they are? They are miles off. No offence to Munster but they are an average,though very gutsy and committed side,and they have hammers Leinster twice in a row now. I do agree that they havenโt had any continuity with combinations,especially from 9-13,and hopefully when the likes of OBrien, Healy, Moore, Teo, McFadden etc come back then there will be a big improvement.
I must take the opportunity to praise Matt OโConnor for the huge improvement in Guinness Pro12 teams. Ever since he arrived at Leinster, every other team has greatly improved. Teams, that two years ago were almost brushed aside by Leinster, have now reached the heights that Leinster once inhabited alone.
Treviso have improved, Munster have improved, Edinburgh have improved, Scarlets have improved, Dragons have improved, Zebra have improved, Connacht (brilliant tonight, by the way) have improved..
In fact, they have all improved so much that Leinster has great difficulty taking on any of them.
By extension, Wasps and Harlequins have shown just how brilliant they are too due to you Matt.
I can hardly wait to see how much Castres get better when they arrive at the RDS soon. They will build statues in your image all over the town.
Matt, you have done European rugby a great service. They have all reached and surpassed Leinster this season thanks to your input at Leinster and everywhere else.
Thank you Matt and Happy New year!.
(and also to Mr Caputo, the news paper seller. Your influence on all other teams has been exceptional)