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Fracas to fisticuffs - a definitive ranking of GAA fight terms

Who knew there were so many words for ‘fight’.

Presseye / Russell Pritchard/INPHO Presseye / Russell Pritchard/INPHO / Russell Pritchard/INPHO

2015 WAS JUST four days old when we had the first fight of the new year during the Dr. McKenna Cup game between Tyrone and Armagh.

Now, while we don’t condone the actions of either side, it did get us thinking about the words the GAA commentators tend to use to describe various levels of violence on the field.

With that in mind, we decided to power rank them all:

10. Handbags

James Crombie / INPHO James Crombie / INPHO / INPHO

9. An exchange of views

©Russell Pritchard / Presseye ©Russell Pritchard / Presseye / Presseye

8. Fisticuffs

James Crombie / INPHO James Crombie / INPHO / INPHO

7. A Scuffle

6. Getting to know each other

Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO / INPHO

5. Bumper cars

Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO / INPHO

4. A fracas

Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO / INPHO

3. A brawl

Dan Sheridan / INPHO Dan Sheridan / INPHO / INPHO

2. A schmozzle

Donall Farmer / INPHO Donall Farmer / INPHO / INPHO

1. A melee

Cathal Noonan / INPHO Cathal Noonan / INPHO / INPHO

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