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From Philipp Lahm Chops to Cristiano Ronaldo-nut: Here’s our foody footballers XI

We don’t know about you, but now we’re starving.

HUNGRY? YOU WILL be now.

If, like us, the only thing you love more than puns is lists, you’re in for a gastronomic treat.

The only trouble is you’ll be starving. Who wants pizza?

Peter Stilton


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Phillip Lahm Chops


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Frank Le Bouef Bourguignon


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John Terry’s Chocolate Orange


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Phil Ke-Babb


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Cristiano Ronaldo-nut


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Patrick Bacon Double Cheese Berger


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Eric Can-o-Tuna


Tony Marshall/EMPICS Sport

Naan-i Bread


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Gianfranco Gorgan-Zola


Matthew Ashton/EMPICS Sport

Marc Overmars Bar


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Of course, every team needs a manager:

Mint Crisp Hughton


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And somewhere to call home:

La Bonbonera


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So, who have we missed? Let us know in the comments below.

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