Try to get through the season alive... which Dream Team character are you?

Question

Why do you love football?

Answer 1

All the dressing room banter, obviously

Answer 2

POWER... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 3

The money isn't bad

Answer 4

Because I get to show my bare chest after every goal

Answer 5

I'm fairly sure my significant other is pure evil

Answer 6

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I feel guilty for seeing a married woman

Answer 7

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I'm a single reveller, baby!

Answer 8

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Happily in a relationship

Answer 9

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Gangster

Answer 10

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Glamour model

Answer 11

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Wheeler-dealer

Answer 12

You laugh loudly before waving your arms about while saying, 'step into my office'

Answer 13

You arch an eyebrow, letting your co-conspirator know you are open to the idea

Answer 14

You take it as an insult to your honour and put a curse on the person

Answer 15

You consider it, only so you can use the money to start a new life away from such a ridiculous club

Answer 16

You apologise, leave and then later passionately kiss his wife

Answer 17

You murder him with a potted plant and pin the crime on someone else

Answer 18

You plant a story in a broadsheet newspaper that he hates charities

Answer 19

You sulk, and then whatsapp the chairman a transfer request

Answer 20

You give a moving eulogy to rally the troops on the final day of the season

Answer 21

'Why do so many people perish at this club?!?'

Answer 22

You frantically shred evidence like it's the last days of the Third Reich

Answer 23

You remember how unbearably attractive you are and rest easy

Answer 24

You use it as a chance to wipe out your enemies

Answer 25

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Yet again, you find yourself accidentally murdering a high-ranking club official

Answer 26

You have a sexually charged tango with a team-mate's wife

Answer 27

You wrongly think it's fancy dress, but still have a great time anyway

Answer 28

You are seen as a somewhat ogre-like figure

Answer 29

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Club legend, they still sing your name on the terraces