• One to sit in for: I don’t know about you, but we’ll be shoo-ing any family out the door come Sunday evening, pulling on a green jacket of our own, and settling down for the golf.
• One to Sky-plus: In a chocolate coma the day the title could be decided? Just tape the United and City games.
• One to skip: It may be a long weekend, but life is way too short for watching a rowing boat race, if you ask me.

FRIDAY

Aussie Rules: Essendon Bombers v Port Adelaide Power, (ESPN, 4.30am).

Cricket: Test, Sri Lanka v England (Sky Sports 1, 6am).

Cycling: Track world championships, (Eurosport, 10am).

General: Seó Spóirt, (TG4, 8.3pm).

Football: Airtricity League, St Patrick’s Athletic v Shamrock Rovers, (RTÉ Two, 7.30pm). Premier League, Swansea v Newcastle, (Sky Sports 1, 4pm).  npower Championship, Reading v Leeds, (Sky Sports 1, 1.30pm). Barnsley v West Ham, (BBC1, 5pm).

Golf: The Masters (Sky Sports 1, 7pm, Setanta Ireland, 8pm).

Motorcycling: Qatar Grand Prix MotoGP practice, (Eurosport, 4pm).

Rugby: European Cup, Toulon v Harlequins, (Sky Sports 2, 7.30pm).  Super 15, Hurricanes v Sharks, Reds v Brumbies and Western Force v Chiefs, (Sky Sports 3, 8.30am).

SATURDAY

Basketball: NBA Eastern Conference, Philadelphia 76ers v Orlando Magic, (ESPN, 1am, Sun).

Cricket: Test, Sri Lanka v England, (Sky Sport 1, 6am). Test, West Indies v Australia, (Sky Sports 4, 2.55pm). Indian Premier League, Royal Challengers Bangalore v Delhi Daredevils, (ITV4, 11am, Setanta Ireland, 11.20am).

Cycling: Track world championships, (Eurosport, 10am).

Football: Barclays Premier League, Sunderland v Tottenham, (Sky Sports 2, 12.30pm); Stoke v Wolves, (ESPN, 4.30pm). Premier Soccer, (RTÉ Two, 8pm). npower Championship, Nottingham Forest v Bristol City, (Sky Sports 2, 5pm). Clydesdale Bank Premier League, Kilmarnock v Celtic, (ESPN, 11.15am). La Liga, Real Zaragoza v Barcelona and Real Betis v Villarreal, (Sky Sports 3, 6.55pm). Serie A, Lazio v Napoli, (ESPN, 8pm).

GAA: All-Ireland Schools Gaelic Football Finals, 12.45pm

Golf: The Masters, (Sky Sports 1, 8pm, BBC2, Setanta Ireland, 8.30pm).

Horse racing: Live racing, (Channel 4, 1.55pm).

Motorcycling: Qatar Grand Prix MotoGP qualifying, (Eurosport, 4pm).

Rowing: The Boat Race, (BBC1, 1pm, Eurosport 2pm).

Rugby: European Cup, Edinburgh v Toulouse and Leinster v Cardiff Blues, (Sky Sports 1, 2.45pm). European Challenge Cup, Wasps v Biarritz, (Sky Sports 1, 12.25pm). Super 15, Highlanders v Stormers, (Sky Sports 4, 8.30am). Highlights, (TG4, 9.20pm).

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SUNDAY

Baseball: Major League, San Diego Padres v Los Angeles Dodgers, (ESPN, 8pm).

Cricket: First Test, West Indies v Australia, (Sky Sports 4, 2.55pm). Indian Premier League, Rajasthan Royals v Kolkata Knight Riders, (ITV4, 11am).

Cycling: Track world championships, (Eurosport, 10am). Paris-Roubaix, (Eurosport, 1.10pm).

Horse racing: Fairyhouse Easter Festival, (RTÉ Two, 2.10pm).

Ice hockey: Elite League Grand Final, (Sky Sports 3, 4pm).

Football: Barclays Premier League, Manchester United v QPR, Arsenal v Manchester City, (Sky Sports 1, 1pm). Premier Soccer Sunday, (RTÉ Two, 7pm). Clydesdale Bank Premier League, Hibernian v Motherwell, (ESPN, 11.45am). La Liga, Real Madrid v Valencia, (Sky Sports 3, 8pm).
Bundesliga, Hamburg v Bayer Leverkusen, (ESPN, 4.15pm).

GAA: Cork v Dublin, (TG4, 2pm). League Sunday, (RTÉ Two, 8pm).

Golf: The Masters, (Sky Sports 1, 6.30pm, BBC2, Setanta Ireland, 7pm).

Motorcycling: Qatar Grand Prix, Moto2 and Moto3 races, (Eurosport, 5pm).

Rugby: European Cup, Munster v Ulster, Saracens v Clermont Auvergne, (Sky Sports 2, 1pm). European Challenge Cup, Brive v Scarlets, (Sky Sports 2, 7pm).

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