AS PRETTY MUCH every Ireland supporter has been saying over the past few weeks, Seamus Coleman is quite good at this football thing.
Don’t believe me? Well then check out his Fantasy Football stats, which is obviously the only rational way of measuring a footballer’s performance.
Coleman, despite being a defender, has 118 points — 19 more points higher than his nearest challenger (Per Meresacker), while outscoring most midfielders and strikers as well (he is the fifth highest-scoring player in the entire game).
So there you have it — Seamus Coleman is definitively the greatest thing since sliced bread, the Irish Cafu, the Donegal Denis Irwin, the SOLE reason for Everton’s success. Consequently, we normally pursue a policy of picking only cheap defenders, but we’re willing to make an exception for the Everton full-back.
And so needless to say, I have him in my team and so should you. Hell, while we’re feeling patriotic, why not just fill the entire side with Irish players in celebration? There seems to be a fair few of them floating about in the Premier League these days.
Elsewhere in the team, our policy of forgetting to change/keeping faith with Aaron Ramsey is about to pay off, with the midfielder set to return from injury soon. Ditto, Ross Barkley, who at £5.2million, represents a better bargain than anything you’d find in the post-Christmas sales.
Finally, some advice: United are playing Chelsea this week, so don’t forget to take Rio Ferdinand out of your teams, if — for some bizarre reason — you’re one of the 2.1% of players who still have him in there.
Until next time,
Your crafty Fantasy Football-playing, Seamus Coleman-loving canine.
That’s a terrible team, wildcard asap!
Imagine the players you could buy with all that extra income
I don’t get why you go to the effort of writing an article every week whilst not keeping your team up to date.
Coleman is the most improved player in the league. He’s literally gone from very good to super whopper turbo rappa minty fresh!!!
When I startes my team, my first pick was Coleman. Knew well he would be good. 72 on Fifa is outrageous! EA Logic!
Is that all he is? That’s shocking even before he hit form this year..
Have him in Thank god he’s a Machine hopefully he’ll keep going
Had him since the opening weekend will ye stop
Also what’s the point of spending 4.9 million on a 2nd goalie can save a million there easily
Ramsey has been out for at least a month..
A team in need of a wildcard.
“Keeping faith” in anyone out for such a long time is also pointless especially Ramsey, not like he costs 10 or 11. Don’t worry he wont know if you drop him for a few weeks!! Shoulda dropped him and brought in Januzaj or some other cheap player who’s form/price was rising.
That team is shite rather have Ferdinand in then Whittaker or ciaran clark
Wouldn’t have Ferdinand in Wrexham Fc will ye stop