QUIZ! Which Transfer Deadline Day deal are you?

Question

You arrive at your new club to be unveiled to the adoring fans. What are you thinking?

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Answer 1

"Once a Blue always a... No, that's not it."

Answer 2

"I have no idea what any of these people are saying."

Answer 3

"It has always been my boyhood dream to play for this club."

Answer 4

"I thought Wigan was in London, no?"

Answer 5

Gareth Brooks. Obviously.

Answer 6

I'll get my interpreter to sing a tune popular in my country.

Answer 7

Ed Sheeran is the epitome of cool for me, Jeff.

Answer 8

I'll fight any man that tries to make me sing. But Wonderwall is good.

Answer 9

Ask who Jim White is and how he got your number.

Answer 10

Send back a couple of emoticons. Lol.

Answer 11

Text him back to tell him the deal is done. Then sit down to watch SSN.

Answer 12

Your agent rings one of his two phones to discuss the deal live on air.

Answer 13

Chopper in live on telly.

Answer 14

In the back of a blacked-out SUV

Answer 15

You fly into Heathrow on a long-haul flight.

Answer 16

The manager drives you up the motorway and rings ahead to tell them warm the fax up.

Answer 17

Shout 'show me the money' down the phone

Answer 18

Ask one of your acolytes to look Russia up on a map

Answer 19

Instruct your agent to tell the papers you hate the club you’re currently at, the manager's a clown, the food's awful and the women are ugly

Answer 20

It was your childhood dream to play for Rotor Volgograd

Answer 21

Mixed/slightly cold.

Answer 22

Confused.com

Answer 23

Party-time

Answer 24

#mercenary

Answer 25

#johnnyforeigner

Answer 26

#wasteofmoney