WHEN WE TALK about Ireland’s greatest sport stars the same people always get mentioned. But BOD, King Henry, Padraig Harrington and Roy Keane get plenty of praise so this evening we decided to pay tribute to some lesser celebrated sportspeople, cult heroes or just all-round legends who make us chuffed to be Irish sports fans.
1. Kevin Maggs
Head down, arse out and straight forward – that was the Kevin Maggs way. He didn’t do any of this east-west nonsense, Kevin Maggs was a north-south man.
The phrase ‘crash ball to Kevin Maggs’ was in the repertoire of every rugby commentator between 1997 and 2003. Irish fans knew what they were going to get from Maggs and there was something comforting in that.
2. Gary Doherty
The Doc, the Ginger Pele – Gary Doherty was known by many names but no matter what fans called him they always had great time for the defender-cum-striker. Doherty’s time with the Irish team even yielded this catchy tune.
Getting a song named after you is one sign that you’re a cult hero – another is having your exploits discussed on an American news broadcast.
3. Diarmuid O’Sullivan
You don’t need to be a Cork hurling fan to appreciate the ridiculous strength of The Rock. We’re talking about a player so intense that he was somehow awarded a free out here despite barrelling into three Kilkenny hurlers.
His earthquake of a shoulder against Limerick in 2001 also prompted the greatest exam answer in the history of the Irish education system.
4. Shane Curran
The long-time Roscommon keeper has gone a bit mainstream now but Chris O’Dowd best sums up his contribution to cult heroes below when he says ‘you could see Curran saving a penalty or kicking a 45 but he would be just as happy to ride a bull into a church.’
Curran was doing the Manuel Neuer fly keeper act back when the German’s parents were probably still on their first date at the beer hall.
5. Peter Clohessy
The Claw embodies the work hard/play hard element of amateur rugby that people loved but was also a damn good professional too. Well, he was a good professional player but the stories of his young room-mates with Ireland tiptoeing around cigarette butts on the hotel room floor indicate that he still enjoyed himself despite the heavier training regime.
And even in retirement he is still great crack… like the time him and Axel enjoyed a post-game refreshment after Munster finally won the European Cup.
He earns extra marks for being one of the few Irish players to make a Super Rugby appearance (strangely his 1997 ban for stamping only applied to the northern hemisphere meaning he was free to play for the Queensland Reds).
6. Kevin Kilbane
It is a testament to how much Irish fans love Kilbane that despite missing THAT chance against Spain in the World Cup we still gave him the supercool ‘Zinedine Kilbane’ nickname. And Killer knows he has a special relationship with the fans.
Exhibit A – This melodious rendition of ‘Ice Ice Baby’.
7. Gary Breen
There is something about Irish internationals named Gary that inspires fans to create songs about them. Breen’s one is repetitive but if you say you’ve never sung it you are definitely lying.
8. John Hayes
A list about cult heroes wouldn’t be complete without an appearance from The Bull. He taught fans all over Ireland that in fact, it is okay to cry for your country.
He also had one of the all-time coolest nicknames, although the Spanish version is even more masculine and rugged: El Toro.
Who is your Irish sporting cult hero?
Even when on the bench he didn’t get game time. The coach doesn’t like or trust him. Saturday once again showed just how wrong O’connor has been all season
O’Connor is just all wrong for Leinster.
He has a very big chance next season with Leinster during the World Cup, midfield won’t be as competitive so he should get a good run of matches.
Mark if Darcy doesn’t make the World Cup squad, he’ll play 12 with t’eo at 13. Then Madigan and sexton will be back so the midfield won’t be as easy to get into as you may think
That pop pass from O’Brien
Battle between him and Madigan for the 12 jersey next season.
It’s always to easy to see who coaches ‘just like/don’t like’. When Gopperth played badly it was ignored whereas when Madigan played mediocre or even if Reid played well decisions went against them.
It creates such a poisonous culture as some players start to feel entitled to spots and others feel it doesn’t matter how well they play they won’t get picked. Cody and Fergusson were masters at disregarding players identities and judging on match performance alone. MOC is such a stink manager.