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Ronaldo's legs have gotten so big he could use them like a Bond villain and strangle someone

The bulking at Real Madrid is getting ridiculous.

THE REAL MADRID strength and conditioning coach definitely deserves a raise. At the start of the season, there was a photo of Gareth Bale looking more bulky than some of Warren Gatland’s Welsh behemoths – but GB just put it down to ‘a bit of running’.

Cristiano Ronaldo has always been in excellent shape, but since joining Real Madrid he looks 50%* more like a body builder (*all numbers approximate).

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He’s flashed his upper body on countless occasions but you could see just how defined his leg muscles were at training earlier… and it was a little frightening.

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Not since Goldeneye Bond villain Xena Onatopp has there be a pair of legs capable of producing such power.

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