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American football player explains his weight fluctuates so much cos he goes to the toilet so much

He went there.

CORY JOHNSON IS a low level college football player for the University of Kentucky. There is no reason for you, me or anyone else outside of his immediate family to really know anything about him.

That was until it emerged that his wait was fluctuating each day between 280-300 pounds (so between 1.4 stone daily). So being an intrepid news reporter, this local anchor naturally tried to get to the bottom of it. This is a fairly revolting soundbite.

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I’m no zookeeper but that much be verging on baby elephant territory. What must he be eating? Actually, I’ll leave that for the local news team. Think Ireland can do without an answer to that mystery.

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