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Concerned officials launch inquiry into sighting of 'unofficial' condoms found in Olympic Village

‘Kangaroo condoms’ are causing headaches for the IOC.

WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE amount of “official” Durex condoms provided to athletes staying at the Olympic Village in London, 150,000 to be exact, you would think there would be no need for a backup supply.

Despite this, however, a bucket of unofficial “Kangaroo condoms” was found by Australian BMX rider Caroline Buchanan (pictured).

This has London 2012 officials in a tizzy because NOTHING that isn’t an “official” product/sponsor can make its way into the Olympics. Not even condoms.

“We will look into this and ask that they are not handed out to other athletes because Durex are our supplier,” said the spokeswoman.

For their part, spokespersons for the companies whose condoms were found in the bucket say they had nothing to do with what clearly looks like a simple prank.

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    Feb 1st 2014, 6:11 PM

    Egg chasing is so fecking boring. Who likes this rubbish bar a few wasps ??

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    Feb 1st 2014, 6:37 PM

    Ah Ed, surely you can do better than that. That line has been used over and over again by many different trolls. Be a bit original please.

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    Feb 1st 2014, 9:44 PM

    So why bother watching ir commenting?

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    Feb 1st 2014, 11:02 PM

    His Ashton style diving could have cost his team the game. He could easily have made some yards towards the posts for both his tries and given his kicker a much better chance of nailing the conversion. Awesome step and acceleration for that second try though.

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    Feb 1st 2014, 11:05 PM

    Thought the exact same thing. Talented but classless.

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    Feb 1st 2014, 10:27 PM

    It’s just silly. You get your biggest lad to come crash into us then we do the same with our biggest lad. Backward and archaic with little or no skill involved. Guess that’s why it’s mainly a colonial game with little worldwide appeal

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    Feb 2nd 2014, 12:14 AM

    Most games are silly and most world wide games are English imported to keep stupid natives distracted while they raped and pillaged their lands. Distracted by playing, watching or commenting on the stupid games. Damn those tricky Brits

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    Feb 2nd 2014, 1:18 AM

    Ed what’s ur sport of choice?

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    Feb 1st 2014, 7:54 PM

    Not many comments on your article. Wonder why?

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    Feb 1st 2014, 8:19 PM

    Not many comments on any of the articles on TheScore.ie. Ever since they split the sections into different apps, people don’t seem to bother switching between them.

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    Feb 1st 2014, 9:43 PM

    Coz the Rugby crowd is out on the town

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