THE CHELSEA BOSS has been handed a one-match suspension for his comments to match official Jon Moss, so he will have to find an alternative method to see the Stoke game. Irish Oversea has a suggestion:

You can watch it on first row sports like the rest of us Jose!”

Marcus Clifford uses a famous Father Ted catchphrase to perfectly some up a photograph on our Ireland’s Fittest Families article.

That second picture with Alan Quinlan in the background is the definition of “small, far away!”

Former Manchester United, Tottenham and England striker Teddy Sheringham is coming out of retirement at the age of 50. And Wolf Pack thinks he’s still got it.

Someone give Teddy a pair of oven mitts till he pulls this club outa the fire!”

Seanie Bourke isn’t the first one to mix up the RTÉ broadcaster and the UFC fighter.

The title of the article is a bit misleading I thought it was the real Joeeeee Dufffffy…… I was saying what the hell has Joe to say about UFC now lol”

Marcus Massey is a long-suffering Cincinnati Bengals fans who is happy to see things finally picking up.

My beloved Bengals finally doing it. Not getting carried away but I’ve have 30 years of complete arse with this team. An 8-0 start is heady territory. I know you can’t win anything in November but you can certainly lose it. But this team has a maturity that hasn’t been present in my time supporting them. I know there are obstacles, like every other good team in the League, but is a good feeling being a Bengals fan at the moment.”

OneDay is a man after our own heart. An absolute classic game.

Championship Manager 97/98 with the Italian leagues add on was an absolute classic. Give me that any day over the latest versions.”

‘Stressed’ Sepp Blatter under medical evaluation and ordered to take time off from FIFA

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