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Mourinho pokes fun at his rivals with 'fiction story' during Chelsea's awards night

The Special One says the newly-crowned Premier League champions have not been given the credit they deserve.

Mourinho speech Mourinho giving his speech last night.

CHELSEA MANAGER JOSE Mourinho has followed in the footsteps of Louis van Gaal by delivering an entertaining speech at the club’s end-of-season awards.

The Manchester United manager hit the headlines after closing his club’s awards ceremony with an impassioned review of the Red Devils’ season. Mourinho has now delivered his own review, accompanied by graphics, which poked fun at rivals Manchester United, Manchester City and Arsenal.

“My players did not get the respect they deserved from day one to the last day,” he said. “These are words that I really feel but now I have a fiction story and let’s try to enjoy it.

“This is a game with two goals, but there is one team [with red shirts] that like to play without the ball. That team plays really well and the ball goes and goes and goes and the quality of the ball possession is good, but they don’t score. No points.

“They asked the Fifa committee if they can win like this but they’re told it’s not possible. That the bigger possession is not essential to win matches and they are not champions.

“Then, there is another team [wearing sky blue shirts]. Only with one goal. And they score a lot of goals, from players in every position, and they score and they score and they score.

“But they never concede a goal because there’s no goal. They speak to Fifa and they say they can’t be champions because there is only one goal.

“There is a third team [with red shirts and white sleeves], and the third team wants to play with two goals.

They were scoring some, they were also conceding some. But they score really beautiful goals and then the bus comes along and they couldn’t do it.

“Finally there is a team [with blue shirts]. They wanted to play with the normal rules and they know that in matches they have to score one more goal than the opponent.

“How can you do this? By scoring lots of goals, by not conceding and scoring one.

“That was the option and lots of goals were conceding, they played from August till May and sometimes they brought the bus.”

Watch the speech here: 

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    May 27th 2015, 12:39 AM

    When the article said “followed in the footsteps of LVG” I thought he was going to be hammered!!!

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    May 27th 2015, 4:23 AM

    Give it a rest Jose. You won, accept your succes with at least a shred of descency and class. At least Van Gaal was pissed when he made his speech.
    Chelsea are gonna have a big enough target on their backs being the champions, Jose running his mouth now will not aid their cause.

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    May 27th 2015, 6:33 AM

    He was having a laugh and poking fun at himself a little so what if he took the piss he can afford to,I take it your not a chelsea/mourinho fan because I am and I think it’s hilarious and what’s even funnier is that it’s really pissing of fans of the clubs he’s taking the piss out off.

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    May 27th 2015, 7:34 AM

    Not really Philip, I’m a united fan and I find it funny. To be fair to Jose, he knows how to stir

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    May 27th 2015, 9:40 AM

    Do not know that score is united/ Liverpool fans only …along with 99% of their articles…

    I didn’t mind it, Jose has a right to say and do what he wants and tbf he was having a bit of fun. He won the league easy and proved at the end of the day, he is still a class manager.

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    May 27th 2015, 1:01 PM

    Agree with James, he can say what he wants when he has won the league so comfortably

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    May 27th 2015, 8:45 AM

    What a dick.mourinhos mouth lets him down every time.where wss his fictional story on the champions league this season.?

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    May 27th 2015, 12:31 PM

    He is right though. LVG blathering on in speech about how they had so much more possession against Chelsea was cringe worthy.

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    May 27th 2015, 3:26 PM

    Can’t remember Wenger, Klopp, Ferguson, Guardiola, or any other top manager acting like this. He would do well to remember that he beat each of those three teams by confining 10 of his players to their own half for 90 minutes. Neutral fan!

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    May 27th 2015, 12:40 PM

    He can’t win the big one with Chelsea, it must kill him every season to fail. Especially since di matteo managed it in six months!

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    May 27th 2015, 12:00 PM

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