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15 reasons why you'll never be as cool as Cathal Pendred's dog

Ringo’s a star.

IF YOU FOLLOW Irish Ultimate Fighting Championship athlete Cathal Pendred on Twitter, the chances are that you’re familiar with his dog Ringo.

Back in September, Pendred came across Ringo as a stray near his home in Dublin but he was unable to locate his owner.

The mixed martial arts star quickly took a shine to the pooch, however, and Ringo soon cemented his status as an official member of the Pendred clan.

Eight months later, the dog is starting to become a bit of an internet celebrity. Here are 15 reasons why you’ll never be as cool as Ringo Pendred…

1. Step aside David Hasselhoff, Ringo’s got this…

2. You want some?

3. Sticking it to the man…

4. Nobody’s taking Ringo’s Xbox games…

5. I want my f**kin’ Schmackos!

6. Out on the session…

7. Once it hits your lips it’s so good…

8. Yeah, I’m a dog dressed as an elf. Got a problem with that?

9. Nobody likes being the third wheel but Ringo knows you never leave a man behind…

10. He pees where he wants, he pees where he waaaaaaants…

11. Ringo is so devoted to training that he set up his own Brazilian jiu-jitsu mats at home…

12. Lads’ night in to watch the fight…

13. An unbeaten UFC fighter is his chauffeur and bodyguard…

14. It’s hard work being a badass canine in the sunshine…

15. They see me rollin’, they hatin’…

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Paul Dollery
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