Bernard (middle) is on his way to the Ukraine on a five-year deal.
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Will it happen?

Bernard signs with Shakhtar Donetsk: The 20-year old Brazilian midfielder was linked with Spurs and Arsenal earlier this year but he’s on his way to the Ukraine instead.

Liverpool’s Oussama Assaidi heads to the Championship: The Moroccan, who arrived at Anfield from Heerenveen last summer, tweeted today that he would be playing for QPR this season.

Will it happen?

Luis Suarez want friendly resolution to Liverpool situation: It seems a bit late now, but the Uruguayan striker thinks he can still leave Anfield on good terms. File under ‘hmm’.

Cesc Fabregas not going anywhere: The Barcelona midfielder told a news conference this morning that he’s “very happy” at Barca.

Will it happen?

Barcelona set sights on Agger: Because they need a centre-half, Chelsea won’t sell theirs and the Dane is one. Seems legit.

Sammy Eto’o to Chelsea: Nothing prepares you for the cut and thrust of the Premier League like sitting around, counting your unbelievable wages the way Eto’o has been doing for the past few seasons.

Irish Deal of the Day:

It has to be the news that James McClean is officially a Wigan player. Just how long he remains a team mate of James McCarthy though is anyone’s guess.

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