LIKE ANY MAJOR story, news of Alex Fergusonโs retirement has brought out the worst in every wannabe comedian, rehashing the same set of jokes in desperate attempt to seem funny.
Here are seven that need to stop already. If anyone in the pub tells you one of these tonight, excommunicate them from your group of friends immediately.
1. This Black Eyed Peas joke
2. And this one
3. This โScouser with a lampโ joke
4. This Howard Webb joke
5. This chewing gum joke
6. This injury time joke
7. And this one
Forget about gender, race, religion. Just get the right people.
@Kris Hetherington: forget about race and religion, but the board of the FAI needs a balance of male and female reps. As brutally organised and administered As the menโs game is the womenโs is worse and participation levels of young girls has massive scope for improvement. The board needs a strong female voice that champions girls soccer.
Letโs not be getting ahead of ourselves here, first things first is to get the board of the FAI into the early 19th centurary and then in due course up to date