LONGFORD ENTER THEIR Leinster quarter-final on Sunday afternoon as slight underdogs to beat Dublin. According to the odds, they may as well not show up as they haven’t got a hope in hell of stopping the sky blue machine.
Dublin are 1/200 for the win; at that price you can put €240 on the Dubs and if/when they win, you’ll have the price of four Freddo bars back as your profit.
Here’s a list of things that are just as likely to happen as Dublin losing according to the bookies:
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Danny Dyer to be the next James Bond @ 200/1
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PA Archive / Press Association Images / Press Association Images
Vincent Browne to be the next Late Late Show host @ 100/1
Celtic to name Pep Guardiola as their next manager @ 200/1
Matthias Schrader
Matthias Schrader
The next pope to be named Damian @ 150/1
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AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images
Damien Duff to join Waterford United @ 150/1
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James Crombie / INPHO / INPHO
Katie Price to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature @ 100/1
Doug Peters
Doug Peters
Luis Suarez to be sent off in the Champions League final for biting Giorgio Chiellini @ 200/1
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Munster to beat Glasgow in the Pro12 final by 100 points or more @ 125/1
8 things just as likely to happen as Longford beating Dublin
LONGFORD ENTER THEIR Leinster quarter-final on Sunday afternoon as slight underdogs to beat Dublin. According to the odds, they may as well not show up as they haven’t got a hope in hell of stopping the sky blue machine.
Dublin are 1/200 for the win; at that price you can put €240 on the Dubs and if/when they win, you’ll have the price of four Freddo bars back as your profit.
Here’s a list of things that are just as likely to happen as Dublin losing according to the bookies:
Danny Dyer to be the next James Bond @ 200/1
Vincent Browne to be the next Late Late Show host @ 100/1
Celtic to name Pep Guardiola as their next manager @ 200/1
The next pope to be named Damian @ 150/1
Damien Duff to join Waterford United @ 150/1
Katie Price to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature @ 100/1
Luis Suarez to be sent off in the Champions League final for biting Giorgio Chiellini @ 200/1
Munster to beat Glasgow in the Pro12 final by 100 points or more @ 125/1
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