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Ooof! Here's Wimbledon's all-time top female grunters

The loudest women players to have graced Centre Court, according to our Grunt-O-Meter.

5.  Serena Williams

The younger of the Williams sisters has been clocked at 88.9dB.  This level of noise is louder than a food blender (88 dB).

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4.  Monica Seles

Surprisingly down in fourth place, Monica Seles invented “The Grunt”.  At 93.2dB, this is the same noise level produced by an electric drill.   No wonder her opponents felt like she was drilling a hole in their heads.

YouTube: rekseles

3. Victoria Azarenko

The Belarusian has been recorded as high as 95dB, the equivalent noise level you would be subjected to standing next to a subway train.

YouTube: TopTenTennisNetwork

2.  Maria Sharapova

The darling of the grunters, Sharapova’s record shriek was measured at 105dB.  To get an idea of just how loud that is, stand about 3ft away from a chainsaw.

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1.  Michelle Larcher de Brito

Portugal’s finest tennis player is also the world’s loudest.  Larcher de Brito has been clocked at an ear-splitting 109dB, almost as loud as a lion’s roar (110dB).

YouTube: ewasx

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    Mute John O'Neill
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    Jul 7th 2012, 8:31 AM

    Sound proof the bedroom!

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    Jul 7th 2012, 11:23 AM

    Thanks Journal. Now m wife thinks I watch porn on a Saturday morning ;-)

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    Jul 7th 2012, 10:37 AM

    Disgusting – no need for it.

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    Jul 7th 2012, 11:24 AM

    Dunno if I’d agree with that Dex, annoying definitely but disgusting? Now if they took off their runners and started picking at their toe fat then THAT would be disgusting 

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    Jul 7th 2012, 4:39 PM

    That’s what happens when women muscle-in on a man’s sport!

    God help us if they should ever take up GAA!

    And, for goodness sake could they cover their over-ample ‘derry airs!’

    If only to prevent a nether association with the noise!

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