PEARSE J MONTGOMERY would prefer if we came up with another adjective for the England wing:
“Jesus if I hear Johnny May referred to as ‘electric’ once more… He’s a rugby player not a f*cking spark plug …”
Keith isn’t too optimistic about Mario Balotellichances of impressing on his second spell with AC Milan:
“He’s had more resurrections than Jesus Christ and Lazarus put together……”
There was a burst-ball incident in last weekend’s ITM Cup game between Northland and Southland. Padraigh75 has his suspicions…
“Deflategate has hit Rugby now. Hope Tom Brady has an alibi.”
Colin McNamara can’t take Russell Wilson’s claims that a bottle of water helped him recover from a head injury seriously:
“Seems to me that he got that concussion.”
Javelin gold medallist Julius Yego and commenter Eoin McIntyre prove that you can achieve just about anything with the help of the internet:
“Fair play to him, I’ve a similar success story of tying my own tie from watching YouTube videos.”
Puntastic ahboydekid can’t believe world number one Jordan Spieth shot his worst round in years at The Barclays this week:
“I’m Spiethless.”
“Let’s play and see how much money you got,” Floyd Mayweather said to Ronda Rousey in response to her dig at his earning power. As Hugh Jass suggested, however, that wouldn’t work with everyone…
“What will he do if Bill Gates or the Sultan of Brunei ever criticises him publicly?”
Emmet9 pays tribute to former Ireland and Leeds full-back Ian Harte:
“He could open a tin of beans with that left foot”
