EVERY YEAR, THERE’S a mass exodus of Irish punters to Cheltenham — but we can’t all drop everything and spend a couple of days screaming our throats raw at horses and the men on their backs.

If you want to have the authentic Cheltenham experience from home, or from the office, here are the 21 steps you’ll need:

1. Grab a set of binoculars

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2. And pick out a fancy hat

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3. You might want to wear something that identifies you as Irish

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4. But don’t overdo it

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5. Then you need to find a seat

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6. And study the form

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7. If you can’t make up your mind, ask a friend or colleague

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8. Make sure you get a good vantage point

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9. Waiting around can be a bit nerve-wracking

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10. So have a dance

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11. Or sing a song

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12. If you’re hungry, now’s a good time to get that burger

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13. Or have a pint of Guinness

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13. You don’t need to dress like one though

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15. Check out the horses in the parade ring

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16. And make sure you get your bet on in plenty of time

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17. Once the race starts, scream your heart out

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18. And if you win, hug your mates (or a randomer)

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19. Double down on the celebrations if it’s an Irish winner

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20. Even if this guy is the owner

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21. And if you lose… well, you know what to do

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