1. On Man United fans

2. On pundits

3. On Saipan

4. On playing for Ireland

5. On Mick McCarthy

6. On players’ wives

7. On Liam Miller’s excuses for continually showing up late for training

8. On Rio Ferdinand

9. On his team’s performance against Middlesbrough during that famous MUTV rant

10. To Jack Charlton, after Keane arrived half an hour late for the Ireland team bus

11. On diving

12. On his position at Manchester United

13. On Gary Neville after that infamous tunnel spat with Patrick Vieira

14. On his return to the Ireland set-up

15. On Jamie Redknapp during the 1996 FA Cup final

16. On the 2002 World Cup debacle

17. When asked about United potentially giving Alex Ferguson the bumps back in his playing days

18. On Alex Ferguson, after his book revelations

19. On Cristiano Ronaldo’s Champions League celebrations

20. On Patrick Vieira’s all-time Man United-Arsenal XI

21. On Arsenal and selfies

And finally, here’s one of the most memorable interviews he gave:

A version of this piece was previously published on 10 August 2014.

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