THE NEW PREMIER League season starts tomorrow. Which means the clock is fast ticking down to your own personal transfer window closure at 11.30 tomorrow.
You’ve had weeks to research and pour your heart and soul into picking your squad, but here you are still tinkering away like Claudio Ranieri on Scrapheap Challenge.
Don’t worry, everyone feels your pain.
You’re struggling to pick your team with your head rather than your heart
The pressure is really starting to tell
Remember those long carefree weekends we had during the summer?
You’re putting too much onus on one player
Now you have to pick at least five crap lads.
Hasn’t PremierLeague.com every heard of versatility?
You can’t shake off the self doubt
Is there any point in starting a league?
If a tree falls in the woods…
You just can’t get the help these days
What’s the league code again? I NEED THOSE 13 DIGITS BEFORE 11.30 DAMN IT!
The whole year will be ruined.