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13 ways to live your life like a 'Footballers' Wives' character

Just think: what would Tanya Turner do in your situation?

1. Always look your best

2. Drink responsibly… Or don’t

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3. Don’t let anyone get away with disrespecting you

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4. Don’t be afraid to express your emotions

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5. Always answer the door bare-chested – it makes you seem infinitely cooler

6. If you like someone, discard subtelty – make it obvious you’re an admirer

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7. Show some empathy on occasion

8. Always keep your parties interesting

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9. Don’t be afraid to tell people what you really think

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10. Smoking IS glamorous

11. If things ever get boring, don’t hesitate to give Graham Norton a call

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12. Always pay attention to what Arsene Wenger… I mean Stefan Hauser, has to say

13. If it all becomes too much, nothing like a bit of cocktails in the hot-tub to cure your stress

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    Apr 18th 2017, 5:07 PM

    Juventus ain’t no PSG. World class centre backs and plus they will have learnt from PSG’s mistakes

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    Apr 18th 2017, 6:48 PM

    @Liverpool HQ: sure didn’t they say it was impossible last time

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    Apr 18th 2017, 7:19 PM

    @Liverpool HQ: Boufon deserves that champions league

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    Apr 18th 2017, 5:09 PM

    Hope juve see it through. Still though would be interesting to see Barcelona in the final without a second leg at the nou camp to save them

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    Apr 18th 2017, 5:06 PM

    Barcelona will go through tomorrow. What is it about the Camp Nou and mid week Champions league games. Has a magic sense to it. Love it. Come on Barca.

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    Apr 18th 2017, 5:27 PM

    We all know Chiellini is only talking about one shark in the barca team.

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    Apr 18th 2017, 8:52 PM

    Can’t wait for the Oscar awards at full time

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    Apr 18th 2017, 7:56 PM

    Only team scoring 5 here is juve,

    The more desperate Barca will become as the match progresses the more space they will leave open in what is terrible defence.

    Expect to see juve sit back for 60 mins , substitute on a bit of pace and finish them off

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    Apr 18th 2017, 8:25 PM

    No way barca will do it again juve have are in the top 3 for defences in europe IMO

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    Apr 19th 2017, 7:33 AM

    And with the referee you will probably score 6

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