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HERE’S YOUR DAILY dose of transfer gossip as the madness of the summer transfer window begins and who better to guide us through the latest wheelin’ and dealin’s than ‘Arry himself.

Just don’t use the words wheelin’ or dealin’, alright?

De Gea latest: Real Madrid hope to wrap up a deal for Man United goalkeeper David De Gea before their pre-season tour of Australia in July.

Firmino braced for Old Trafford stint: According to reports, Man United are on the verge of landing Hoffenheim’s Brazilian attacking midfielder Roberto Firmino for £13million.

Celtic in the hunt for Fletcher: Scotland striker Steven Fletcher could be set to leave Sunderland and join Celtic, though it’s understood he’ll have to take a pay cut to make the move.

Falcao in demand: Liverpool are reportedly hoping to hijack Chelsea’s attempts to sign Monaco misfit Radamel Falcao.

Kane has suitors: Man United are understood to be preparing a bid for prolific Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

Baggies seek Bamford: West Brom are hopeful of signing young Chelsea striker Patrick Bamford.

Chadli’s a Benteke fan: Tottenham’s Nacer Chadli has urged the club to sign his international teammate Christian Benteke.

Martinez on the move: Jackson Martinez is reportedly close to sealing a £25.5million transfer to a ‘big European club,’ with Arsenal and Man United among those who have been linked with the player.

Morrison misery continues: Ravel Morrison may be about to leave Lazio without having made a senior appearance for the club, and QPR are understood to be interested in the youngster.

What’s the latest you’ve heard? 

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