WE’RE NOT SURE if there’s much of a market for Nazi dolls, but one Chinese manufacturer believes there must be as they’ve released this figurine for the princely sum of €108.
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And, despite being called ‘Bastian’, the makers told German newspaper Bild that the doll is not based on any footballer, let alone the Manchester United midfielder.
Indeed, they even claimed that they believed “all Germans look like this.”
His hair is parted the opposite direction in fairness:
The same manufacturers also make Joseph Stalin and Winston Churchill if that’s more your thing.
Excellent decision, he would have been a hero to most of the guys he is going to be coaching.
Agreed , best of luck to him , we are blessed to have the like of him available.