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7 things Paul O'Connell should know before he goes to Toulon

There will be no bacon and cabbage in France, Paulie

1. The south of France is quite warm in the summer time. Make sure you bring the Factor 50, Paulie

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O’Connell is the most typical looking Irish man while on holidays.

2. The Toulon lads won’t know all the words to ‘Stand Up and Fight’

It might take a while before it catches on.

3. Keep an eye out for Jamie Cudmore

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Cudmore, who had an almighty scrap with O’Connell in 2008, plays for Toulon’s main rivals Clermont

4. You can open a vineyard and become the coolest rugby player on the planet

Follow Andrea Pirlo’s lead.

5. The average price of a pint is €5.90

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The Guinness won’t be as good, and won’t be anywhere near as cheap.

6. They’re more well known for their tillage farming than their dairy farming in France

He won’t get the chance to appear in too many French milk adverts

7. A pair of gumshields is a necessity for the sometimes ‘rugged’ French club game

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The likes of Bayonne are known for their propensity to rough up the opposition.

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    May 30th 2015, 11:08 AM

    Bonjour Paul! !!!

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    May 30th 2015, 11:12 AM

    That’s Stade Francais “against” USAP

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    Mute Elmer Homero
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    May 30th 2015, 11:39 AM

    exactly!

    An epic brawl at Stade Mayol i couldn’t recommend highly enough: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bQDSHRdC-Wg

    Those were the days

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    May 30th 2015, 2:09 PM

    He has a chance of winning Champions Cups now again.

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    May 30th 2015, 11:32 PM

    Moving to a big club that can win silverware was always going to be too big a chance for POC to turn down at the end of his career.

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    May 30th 2015, 11:21 AM

    I was not happy to witness this. Paulie, however, has earned his ginormous paycheck, so I will respect his decision.

    I just hope he whips some of those yahoos (Jocelino Suta, anyone?) into rough shape.

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    May 30th 2015, 11:46 AM

    How can u begrudge Paulie the move. Honestly

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    Mute Elmer Homero
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    May 30th 2015, 12:04 PM

    hello Conor,
    Suta – apart from his stupid chokehold on Strauss, and he definitely should’ve been carded/cited for that, unlike Williams – doesn’t have a history of violence. He’s not anywhere near the likes of Cudmore, Papé or early days Bakkies. Toulon are amongst the most disciplined sides in Europe. Discipline has always been Laporte’s credo

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    May 30th 2015, 2:16 PM

    I’m not begrudging Paulie Ian. I know full well over the last number of years what a servant he has been. But my only disappointment is that he is moving to a team that I absolutely despise.

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    May 30th 2015, 2:20 PM

    Merci beaucoup Elmer.

    But remember, what Suta did can serve as a starting point for a chain of incidents committed by the same player. Just ask Dylan Hartley, because he started somewhere.

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    May 30th 2015, 2:44 PM

    I agree with u there. Jesus if Toulan were lacking Leadership in dressing room they won’t be now

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    May 31st 2015, 9:38 AM

    will he still play fir ireland

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    Mute Elmer Homero
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    May 30th 2015, 3:44 PM

    Conor,

    Bernie already dropped him for the ECC Final after that MMA style choke-hold. Another reckless mistake and he’d drop him for a long long time. Despite his outrageous haircut, Suta’s a cool guy, and he’s 33 btw

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