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Fracas to fisticuffs - a definitive ranking of GAA fight terms

Who knew there were so many words for ‘fight’.

Presseye / Russell Pritchard/INPHO Presseye / Russell Pritchard/INPHO / Russell Pritchard/INPHO

2015 WAS JUST four days old when we had the first fight of the new year during the Dr. McKenna Cup game between Tyrone and Armagh.

Now, while we don’t condone the actions of either side, it did get us thinking about the words the GAA commentators tend to use to describe various levels of violence on the field.

With that in mind, we decided to power rank them all:

10. Handbags

James Crombie / INPHO James Crombie / INPHO / INPHO

9. An exchange of views

©Russell Pritchard / Presseye ©Russell Pritchard / Presseye / Presseye

8. Fisticuffs

James Crombie / INPHO James Crombie / INPHO / INPHO

7. A Scuffle

6. Getting to know each other

Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO / INPHO

5. Bumper cars

Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO / INPHO

4. A fracas

Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO Lorraine O'Sullivan / INPHO / INPHO

3. A brawl

Dan Sheridan / INPHO Dan Sheridan / INPHO / INPHO

2. A schmozzle

Donall Farmer / INPHO Donall Farmer / INPHO / INPHO

1. A melee

Cathal Noonan / INPHO Cathal Noonan / INPHO / INPHO

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    Apr 15th 2018, 6:27 PM

    I’m sure Sweden’s current strikers who got them there are delighted.

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    Mute Professional Chef
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    Apr 15th 2018, 6:28 PM

    Just when you thought he couldn’t become more unlikeable,

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    Mute Caoimhin O'Murchadha
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    Apr 15th 2018, 6:44 PM

    Disrespectful to his fellow pros and arrogance beyond belief!

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    Mute Mike
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    Apr 15th 2018, 6:46 PM

    @Caoimhin O’Murchadha: We’re all just speculating. What’s the view in Sweden I wonder?

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    Apr 15th 2018, 7:04 PM

    @Mike: No matter what way you look at it Mike he’s taking a seat on the plane that he didn’t earn, no Swedish player is going to call him out over it though because he has legendary status over there, he was a fantastic player for them over the years but this is unfair.

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    Apr 15th 2018, 11:08 PM

    @Mike: Studying abroad and have met a lot of swedes and they would all welcome him back. He’s a hero in their eyes, the greatest ever swede.

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    Apr 16th 2018, 11:09 AM

    @Caoimhin O’Murchadha: Any player in the squad earns their place. He’ll hardly be the only player to not feature regularly or at all in qualifying to be in a World Cup squad.

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    Mute David Linehan
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    Apr 15th 2018, 7:00 PM

    They’ve qualified purely down to the fact that he wasn’t there. They’re a team without him.

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    Mute al
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    Apr 15th 2018, 8:32 PM

    I’d never wish an injury on any sports player, but I wouldn’t be surprised if a few of the Swedish strikers might be getting a few voodoo dolls. Absolute awful behaviour from Zlatan and from the coaching staff if they allow him.

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    Apr 15th 2018, 8:08 PM

    My guess he won’t be picked

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    Apr 16th 2018, 9:44 AM

    Must be a slow news day. This article was first posted at 6.15pm yesterday and the article about Man United’s loss to West Brom was posted at 5.50pm yet these are the top 2 stories on 42 this morning having been re-posted. Bad journalism. You need to do better.

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