IT’S HORRIBLE WEATHER outside these days. What we need is some pure escapism in the form of a world class sportsman enjoying his summer holidays.
Yes, it’s summer in New Zealand and Dan Carter has brought in 2014 with a bang (and a onesie).
Image credit: Dan Carter/Instagram
He kind of reminds us of Betty Draper…
But shooting tourists in his jammies* was not all Dan papped himself doing.
Here he pretending to be a drunk
You’re fooling nobody, DC.
Image credit: Dan Carter/Instagram
And here he is showing his arse to the world as he jumps in to the cool clear waters of Marlborough Sound
Image credit: Dan Carter/Instagram
Good for you, Dan. No seriously, we’re not bitter or cold up here at all. You go enjoy yourself, be Dan Carter.
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*Dan Carter was almost certainly not shooting tourists in his jammies.