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Kane rediscovered his goalscoring touch. Adam Davy

'Men against boys' - PA system delivers harsh verdict on Bournemouth's display

Harry Kane scored a hat-trick as Tottenham ran riot.

Updated 20.30

HARRY KANE REDISCOVERED his goalscoring touch as he scored a hat-trick in Tottenhamโ€™s 5-1 Premier League win at Bournemouth on a difficult day for Artur Brouc.

Bournemouth, who went into Sundayโ€™s game at the Vitality Stadium bidding to avoid a fourth straight game without a win, broke the deadlock inside the first minute.

Matt Ritchieโ€™s vicious close-range finish put the hosts ahead, only for Tottenham โ€“ aided by an error-strewn performance from Bournemouth goalkeeper Boruc โ€“ to take control with three goals in 20 minutes.

Kane equalised with a ninth-minute penalty after he had been fouled by Boruc, before Mousa Demble made it 2-1 with a simple finish from inside the box eight minutes later.

Erik Lamela pounced on another Boruc mistake to extend the advantage with a 29th-minute tap-in and the rout continued after half-time courtesy of Kane, whose only previous Tottenham goal this season came in last monthโ€™s win over Manchester City.

The England striker turned home a magnificent Christian Eriksen cross in the 56th minute and capped off his treble seven minutes later after Boruc had failed to handle a Toby Alderweireld header.

The hostsโ€™ miserable afternoon was rounded off as a PA system blunder resulted in a conversation being accidentally played to the entire stadium.

โ€œMen against boys,โ€ the announcer said while another person was heard saying โ€œf****** unbelievable.โ€

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Later, this man claimed it was his voice that could be heard all over the ground because of an accidental frequency overlap between his mic outside the ground and the frequency of the tannoy.

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Bournemouth opened the scoring after just 49 seconds as Charlie Daniels delivered a left-wing cross to the far post, where Ritchie lashed a half-volley into the bottom-right corner.

But their lead lasted a little over seven minutes as a rash decision by Boruc afforded Kane the chance to level matters.

Kane was felled by Boruc after latching onto a clever throughball from Eriksen and coolly slotted home from 12 yards. The hosts were punished for a Joshua King miss soon after when Danny Roseโ€™s deflected long-range effort fell to Dembele, who confidently steered the ball beyond Boruc.

Boruc brilliantly kept out Alderweireldโ€™s near-post header from a corner but then handed Tottenham a third goal with a dreadful error.

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - AFC Bournemouth v Tottenham Hotspur - Vitality Stadium Harry Kane celebrates his team's fifth goal. Adam Davy Adam Davy

The Pole spilled Kaneโ€™s deflected cross from the right straight to Lamela, who had the simple task of tapping into an empty net from point-blank range.

Bournemouth were left to wonder how they did not make it 3-2 on the stoke of half-time, Marc Pugh seeing an effort cleared off the line before King hit the post.

However, 11 minutes after half-time, Kane ended the game as a contest by converting Eriksenโ€™s wonderful delivery and was provided with an easy third thanks to Borucโ€™s fumble seven minutes later.

Ritchie then had a long-range effort turned over by Hugo Lloris at the other end before Eriksen curled a strike against the post as Tottenham moved up to sixth in the table, while Bournemouth sit two points above the relegation zone.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:07 PM

    Their 367th home draw of the season.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:40 PM

    @WJH: itโ€™s doesnโ€™t matter a fook. A final is a final is a final yes?

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    May 11th 2017, 10:44 PM

    @WJH: that might be funny if it was original. But alasโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..

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    May 11th 2017, 11:41 PM

    @WJH: and yet we could finish the season with two trophies! Unbelievable Jeff!

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    May 11th 2017, 10:06 PM

    What a joke. Iโ€™m not even going to celebrate this victory. How can they dod a bullet against a side 12th in La Liga??

    Jose, your tatics confirmed one thing for me. You are the biggest AssClown that has ever lived in this game. End of story!

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    May 11th 2017, 10:11 PM

    @Conor Cahill: Vigo were in tie for 10 mins thatโ€™s about it

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    May 11th 2017, 10:15 PM

    @Conor Cahill: it wasnโ€™t a victory, lad. We drew. Doesnโ€™t matter though weโ€™re in the final, and that team in 12th beat Barce this year

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    May 11th 2017, 10:27 PM

    @John Flynn: whoโ€™s we, are you part of the team in some way?

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    May 11th 2017, 10:28 PM

    @John Flynn: Celta Vigo had lost five previous games in all competitions, scoring just onceโ€ฆ.They are shite, nonsense bringing Barca into it!

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    May 11th 2017, 10:33 PM

    @Lord Clanricarde: they beat Real Madrid too. They also put all their eggs in the Europa League basket and gave up on the league.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:48 PM

    @Paddy: yeah I was out there playing tonight. Did you not see me?

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    May 11th 2017, 10:51 PM

    @John Flynn: missed that some how, in that case carry on celebrating

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    May 11th 2017, 11:33 PM

    @John Flynn: and Madrid away

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    May 12th 2017, 2:13 AM

    @Irishoversea: eh did u watch the game mate? Vigo bossed the 2nd half snd only for that donkey of a citeh reject would have sailed try!!!

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    May 12th 2017, 9:56 AM

    @leonard byrne: yes watched all the game and Vigo were only in it with 10 mins to go.. when it was 2-0 to United Vigo werenโ€™t in the game at all United had 2 goal lead

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    May 11th 2017, 10:05 PM

    Job done , I can see Utd winning it now!

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    May 11th 2017, 10:07 PM

    @Adrian Costigan: Go home, Adrian, youโ€™re drunk! -_-

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    May 11th 2017, 10:17 PM

    @Adrian Costigan: they wonโ€™t beat Ajaxโ€ฆand theyโ€™ll finish 5th or 6th in the Premiershipโ€ฆwell more than likely 6th as thatโ€™s their position they have owned that place since October LAST YEARโ€ฆ.what a team to be proud ofโ€ฆ.NOTโ€ฆ

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    May 11th 2017, 10:41 PM

    @dannyboy: same guy who said Celta Vigo would beat them. Good man.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:46 PM

    @casual.tri.guy: I wish I could use my throwing my eyes up to heaven emoji for half the rubbish spouted here. I gave up commenting on the 42 for a week. Think Iโ€™ll make it permanent. How many game do you play in the Europa league to get to the final? And theyโ€™re shite?! Please. Not a classic performance no but they deserve to be there

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    May 11th 2017, 10:09 PM

    Play like that again and its ajax cup

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    May 11th 2017, 10:14 PM

    @Stiofรกn ร“ Cearnaigh: to be fair Ajax made hard work of Lyon after having a 3 goal lead

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    May 11th 2017, 10:34 PM

    @Irishoversea: 4 goal lead

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    May 11th 2017, 10:05 PM

    A few pairs of messy pants being wore by United fans all around the world now. Man that Guidetti is brutal.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:10 PM

    @The Pig: yea, Iโ€™m one of em. Unlucky Celta. They were excellent. That forward is absolutely shite.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:24 PM

    @Nollaig Elliot: you can only beat whatโ€™s in front of you and United done it over 2 legs. Ajax in final i wouldnโ€™t be worried. Champions league Ball next year again. Not his biggest fan but Josรฉ has a c.v you canโ€™t knock. The Pig.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:33 PM

    @The Pig: Iโ€™ll take the win all day and look forward to the final but Jose played a dangerous game sitting back at home in a semi final. Blind had a nightmare. Bailly a huge loss.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:35 PM

    @The Pig: Guidetti is brutal but canโ€™t put too much blame on him for that last chance. The other lad should have taken the shot and it was one pass too many and he was caught off guard. That said he missed 3 or 4 other chances too.

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    @Nollaig Elliot: good job he was a citeh reject lol r we b out lol

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    May 11th 2017, 10:09 PM

    Guidetti getting the stick when your man had a clear shot and chose to drill it across the box at pace and behind the striker. Another shocker at home. Where to start with new players. So many average holes in the team. Have no idea what lingard offers. He did less than nothing

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    May 11th 2017, 10:31 PM

    @Ray Taff: Lingaard is solely there for marketing purposes, keeps the aul Instagram and Twitter feed ticking over with handshakes and dance videos from the dressing room!

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    May 12th 2017, 12:21 AM

    @Lord Clanricarde: I was at the Swansea game 2 weeks ago and Lingard was actively refusing the ball. Hand out, donโ€™t give me that pass kinda job. Horrible to watch and heโ€™s robbing his 100k a week. Fergie would have farmed him out to Yeovil and he would never have been seen again and thatโ€™s the facts.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:09 PM

    Blind and Darmian looked like pub team players any decent team would have took advantage of that. Canโ€™t complain to much when getting to a final but United are awful to watch completely disjointed tonight. Bailly out for the final is a massive loss.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:25 PM

    @Eric Djemba-Djemba: blind was so poor I donโ€™t think he would have played the final or even again this season but now with bailly out he probably will

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    May 11th 2017, 10:27 PM

    @Eric Djemba-Djemba: agree that left side was weak. Someone bring this lingard joke to an end. He not physically strong to play at this level.
    Herera doing pogba work again !

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    @Declan Doyle: not just his strength, he isnโ€™t interested in creating anything, he just goes for the pass back to anyone that passes to him

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    May 11th 2017, 11:01 PM

    @Declan Doyle: Agreed Declan, Pogba was poor yet again tonight. Iโ€™m still waiting for him to dominate midfield in a game for a guy of his height and strength. Instead he just tries to be flash and gets dispossessed so friggin often. As a United fan Iโ€™m happy theyโ€™re in a final but they are painful to watch.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:07 PM

    Poor Guidetti must of had concussion otherwise he would easily scored and knocked United out..

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    May 11th 2017, 10:16 PM

    @Irishoversea: itโ€™s serves him right for going down and rolling around like a tramp on the ground. Also his focus was all wrong it should have been all about Celta Vigo and not stupidly bring City into it, every chance he had to score I guarantee he was trying to score for city.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:14 PM

    Well done UTD, well done Jose.
    UTD back in a European Final.
    John Guidetti disgracefully got a fellow professional Bailly sent off through simulation, a fellow pro who will now miss the opportunity to play in a European Final then missed an absolute sitter at the death.
    Hahahahahahaha!
    Hope you have nightmares for a month over that. May it haunt you forever you cheat.
    Karmaโ€™s a beech.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:17 PM

    @Jack Cassady: surely red can be overturned on appeal.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:23 PM

    @Denis McGrath:
    Looked to me as if Tony V had more of an impact on the player.
    Definitely appeal the card. Shocking that Bailly should miss a final over that piece of nonsense.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:24 PM

    @Denis McGrath: I would hope so Denis.
    United have to appeal.
    That dive was a disgrace. Miss couldnโ€™t have happened to a bigger pr##k. Delighted for him.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:50 PM

    @Declan Doyle: canโ€™t raise your hands even if you do go down like a 5 dollar tramp. Stupid. Heโ€™ll be a big loss

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    May 12th 2017, 12:21 PM

    @Jack Cassady: a bit like vidic did to drogba in Moscow 2008 . Rolled around like a little girl when drogba touched his face . I hope Bertrand traore tears you lot a new one !

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    May 11th 2017, 10:06 PM

    Jose should have enough for Ajax in the final. They will come at UTD who will sit back and hit on the break.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:10 PM

    Or just sit back and then sit back some more, take it to extra time and sit back some more and hope De Gea does the business in the peno shoot outโ€ฆ. Jose will be driving the double decker for the Final

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    May 11th 2017, 10:12 PM

    @Dan: The last 10mins Ajax v Lyon was some nailbiting stuff. Heard fireworks going off in Amsterdam just after the final whistle. Theyโ€™re a very eager side, anythingโ€™s possible in that final. Hoping for an Amsterdam party.

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    May 12th 2017, 2:16 AM

    @Dan: ya like weve done all season mate nooott!!!!

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    May 12th 2017, 3:07 PM

    @leonard byrne: why affect the accent when you can discuss it normally like everyone else ??

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    May 11th 2017, 10:18 PM

    Ajax will beat them

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    May 11th 2017, 10:22 PM

    @Aidan Holden: easy money waiting for ya so in the bookies aidan, being a man of your convictions and all

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    May 11th 2017, 10:29 PM

    3/1 some price

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    May 11th 2017, 10:42 PM

    @Declan Doyle: heโ€™s all talk. Wonโ€™t back them.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:12 PM

    Sitting watching the last 15 mins and u could see the goal coming! Did Mourhino not ffs!

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    May 11th 2017, 10:22 PM

    @Denis McGrath: agree Denis. They desperately ran out of legs at the end

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    May 11th 2017, 10:29 PM

    @Declan Doyle: Just like so many games at OT this season. I canโ€™t help but blame d manager. Martial and Mata either wud a been an outlet n took Lingard off

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    May 11th 2017, 10:31 PM

    @Denis McGrath: Doesnโ€™t mean he could do anything about it

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    May 12th 2017, 2:18 AM

    @Denis McGrath: no cos hes a fffn tool!! Stevie wonder could see that with hellen kellers eyes ffs!!! Maureen is clueless hence chelseas season this year!!!

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    May 11th 2017, 10:30 PM

    Has the realisation just set in with United fans about Jose? What else did you expect? That is his style of football, grab an early goal and sit back and spoil the games as much as possible. He is a defensive manager, only gets results when you the team to do it. That United team isnโ€™t the Chelsea team that put him on the map.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:41 PM

    @โ€ฆ.: Porto put him on the map.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:44 PM

    @David: Sorry meant in the Premiership.

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    May 11th 2017, 10:51 PM

    @โ€ฆ.: He won the champions league, with Porto. Who cares about the premiership?

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    May 11th 2017, 11:11 PM

    @David: Because United play in that League

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    May 11th 2017, 10:56 PM

    Ajax wouldnโ€™t put the fear of god into you but they will be well prepared. united havenโ€™t done well against teams from the Netherlands either.

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    May 11th 2017, 11:32 PM

    Would of taken few years to get it together be giggs should have got the job all along

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    May 12th 2017, 3:42 AM

    We have become average football club Old Trafford is not feared Fortress it once was!

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    May 12th 2017, 12:25 PM

    Jammy Baskits i was hoping they would lose.

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