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The unluckiest man in European Cup final history will try to finally end his curse on Saturday

Unfortunately, he plays for the unluckiest team around.

IN 2003, DUTCH footballer Clarence Seedorf achieved arguably the most remarkable feat in the history of the European Cup, winning the tournament for the third time but with three different teams.

French hooker Benjamin Kayser is the anti-Seedorf. Like the Dutchman, Kayser has played in three European Cup finals with three different teams… except he has lost on all three occasions.

To make things worse, all three defeats were pretty excruciating, especially the first and third loss.

In 2005 as a 21-year-old, Kayser was on the bench as Stade Francais were defeated 18-12 after extra time by Toulouse at Murrayfield. The Parisians led 12-6 in the second half but went ultra-conservative and were ultimately undone by Freddy Micalak’s composure (not a typo).

He was a sub again in 2009, as Leicester were pipped 19-16 by Leinster. The Irish province were the better team on the day but the Tigers definitely had a chance to snatch victory.

Kayser is now with Clermont and it is with them that he enjoyed his most hearbreaking defeat.

Back in 2013, ASM were bidding to become the first side to ever win every single game en route to collecting the trophy but Toulon edged them 16-15. Even watching it now, how on earth did they not win this game?

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Kayser started that match and he will likely start on Saturday as both he, and Clermont, attempt to avenge the defeat of two years ago at Twickenham.

After playing on so many good teams, Kayser deserves to end his European Cup curse… but he probably couldn’t have picked a worse side to try and do it with than the eternally snake-bitten Clermont.

There is too much bad karma there for them to win, surely?

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:47 PM

    They all have lovely bottoms

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:42 PM

    I don’t watch it but suppose I wouldn’t kick him outta me leaba till morning.

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:49 PM

    I’d be all like “Stone the flamin crows Romeo you flaming mongrel, what are ya doing in my bed you big galah? Rac off outta my bedroom and don’t come back ya gutless wonder”

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:54 PM

    Haha Shane. *politely laughs while pretending to understand Australian :p*

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:45 PM

    Who from home and what?
    Ohhhhhh away.

    Who?

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:40 PM

    Ha! Love the Lovely Girls Competition aren’t they all great :)

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:50 PM

    Oh how I’d love to be there to see him :D

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    Mar 29th 2013, 1:55 PM

    Mike he’s my bitch so rac off or it will be handbags at dawn :p

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    Mar 29th 2013, 2:01 PM

    I’ll fight you to the death for him :P

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    Mar 29th 2013, 2:06 PM

    I’m far to delicate for this *limps wrists n minces off down the yellow brick road towards me bench press in prep for said event*

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