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# Bad Romance

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Ronaldo tells Real Madrid fans: Just stop whistling at me
10 alternative Roses Are Red poems that are far funnier than the original
8 realistic candy hearts that probably should have been in the packet
5 of the oddest things you can actually do this Valentine's Day
If you live in Dublin you're one of the least romantic people in Ireland
New app will rescue you from bad dates
Lady Gaga abandons Indonesian gigs after security threat from Islamic group
Gallery: Your worst ever dates, as told on Twitter
Some choice quotes from Kay Burley's debut novel