THE FINAL SCENE in the first season of Derry Girls is one that League of Ireland fans should be able to relate to.
With an aerobics-inspired dance to โLike A Prayerโ, Orla makes a futile attempt to entertain the masses at a school concert.
Her choreography merely draws derision and ridicule from the students in the audience, one of whom sneers: โSheโs such a dick.โ
Orlaโs pals also recognise that sheโs unlikely to threaten Madonnaโs status as the Queen of Pop, but theyโre quick to fight her corner: โYeah, she might be a dickโฆ but sheโs our dick.โ
The League of Ireland is well accustomed to being sneered at by now, and usually with good reason โ the latest example being the failure to confirm the participants and a fixture list for a First Division campaign which begins in nine days.
Self-deprecation is one of the key ingredients when it comes to enjoying a harmonious relationship with a basket case of a league, which returns this Friday with the start of the 2020 Premier Division season.
As paying customers, supporters of the domestic game are more familiar with its flaws than anyone else. Yet in their eyes, the blemishes will never fully obscure all thatโs great about it.
Was there a more entertaining game of football played at the Aviva Stadium in 2019 than Novemberโs FAI Cup final between Shamrock Rovers and Dundalk?
If youโre going to a match this weekend, thereโs a chance youโll be watching the next Enda Stevens or the next Seamus Coleman, the next James McClean or the next Sean Maguire, the next Jack Byrne or the current one too.
The League of Ireland has been the architect of its own image problem, which is further accentuated by its location on the doorstep of the richest league in the world.
Iโm more than content with the house in which I live โ particularly in the current climate โ but plant it beside a mansion on Malibu Beach and itโll suddenly look like an absolute kip.
Itโll then only be a matter of time until the kids come home and tell me theyโre moving in with their friends next-door because they own a cinema room and a snooker table.
The optics of the League of Ireland arenโt often great, but occasions like last Augustโs Dublin derby, when over 7,000 spectators were in Tallaght Stadium to see Shamrock Rovers win 1-0 against Bohemians, offer a snapshot of its wider potential.
Given the dearth of any discernible backing from Irish footballโs governing body, that two of our clubs have reached the group stages of a European competition within the past decade suggests that the League of Ireland can punch above its weight. That argument is reinforced by the considerable presence of graduates of the league in Mick McCarthyโs Irish squad.
The prospect of the dawn of a new era for the FAI brings with it a measure of optimism that the league will finally be afforded the support it deserves and requires to prosper.
With Brexit set to prevent players from leaving before they turn 18, Irish footballโs reliance on clubs in the UK to develop its talent will be curtailed. Therein lies an opportunity for the League of Ireland, but thereโs work to be done to strengthen the platform.
Much of that work might be beyond the brief of supporters, but there are other areas where they can exert a significant influence. Incremental increases in attendances would make for an encouraging start. A stronger domestic league can only serve to benefit Irish football as a whole, from grassroots to the senior international side.
Clubs need to do better with their admittedly limited resources to make their fixtures a more appealing prospect. Equally, however, Irish football supporters must ensure that they donโt neglect the League of Ireland to the same extent that the previous FAI regime did.
The League of Ireland might be a dick, but itโs our dick.
Weโd all like it to be bigger, but the only option is to do our best with the one we have.
Premier Division fixtures
Friday (7.45pm unless stated)
- Cork City v Shelbourne, Turnerโs Cross
- Dundalk v Derry City, Oriel Park
- St Patrickโs Athletic v Waterford, Richmond Park
- Finn Harps v Sligo Rovers, Ballybofey (8.00pm)
Saturday (2.00pm)
- Bohemians v Shamrock Rovers, Dalymount Park
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Itโs good to see the under 21s doing well. But I would personally prefer to see more players from loi clubs getting a chance. Irish underage teams seem to be picked only from Dublin and England. There should be a quota from all parts of the country. How else will the game progress.
@prop joe: wasnโt a Derry city striker playing in this game for the under 21s ?
@Joey McCarthy: one out of how many?
Apparently there are signs of some good things now starting to happen in Irish youths again & some grassroots investment is paying off. Be great if it was true but be greater if we got Brian Kerr going again. He is the Eddie OโSullivan of Irish soccer